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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 3

    PRO: Improves ability to talk about having a standing desk CON: Could wind up forgetting how to sit entirely https://trib.al/P3hPyQR pic.twitter.com/TFYSb5xTlO

    10:27 AM - 3 Apr 2018
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    • Tom Swallow Ethurean says ‽ᅠ   ᅠ  ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ deej 🍉 Reed Ocheltree David Rozman Tyler Lubberstedt John E. Marshall han ❁ Rich Carlisi, CPCU
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      2. lady on the can‏ @slug_doctor Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kanye_is_my_dad @ DoIT

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      3. af‏ @kanyewas_mydad Apr 3
        Replying to @slug_doctor @TheOnion

        pro: improves ability to jazz square

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      1. average Joe‏ @JosephN18769788 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DON'T GET A STANDING DESK, my work makes me use one and about 5-6 times a day I lock my knees and shortly after pass out. I have given myself several concussions by hitting my head on the desk on my way down. DO NOT LIKE.

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      2. else{}‏ @leighelse Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've had a standing desk for nine years and wouldn't go back.

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      3. AnthroDesk‏ @AnthroDesk Apr 5
        Replying to @leighelse @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/OozQDZQyfP

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      1. Kayla Donohue‏ @kaylawdonohue Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @noahedwards

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      2. Elley ♡‏ @ElleAyEsse Apr 3
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        I use a standing desk and it changed my life!

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      3. Diego Herrera‏ @diaegou Apr 3
        Replying to @ElleAyEsse @TheOnion

        do you prefer to stand by the wall or in the back row of the movie theater?

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      4. Elley ♡‏ @ElleAyEsse Apr 3
        Replying to @diaegou @TheOnion

        Sitting. That's relaxation not work.

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      1. AnthroDesk‏ @AnthroDesk Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        PRO: Productivity and Healthy living... And not to mention dancing when you feel at it.

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      1. Erik‏ @Erik74374486 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's it's. No, since over yes, yet it's alp. However this into indefiniteness still with tself top what to it it's yes, what so it can assume for it's a win

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      1. Anthony  🦁‏ @adarynv Apr 3
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        Awesome

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      1. Steve Peters‏ @petesfg Apr 3
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        Con: shows you're incapable of doing sit-ups

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      1. AnneTexas‏ @Anne1Texas Apr 3
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        Would work well in the WH. Easier to flee from.

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      1. The Abominable Snowbot of Satan‏ @abominable_bot Apr 3
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        Why do you never see standing chairs. I feel someone needs to fill a hole in the market for support products. . . . Chearly when I say support products I mean products that dont give any support.

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