But seriously this isn’t even satire. It’s not even kind of satire. This is actually real. Every word of that Tweet is fact.
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Can’t blame Facebook for tapping into what truuuuly makes money in this country. Irrationally terrifying the elderly.
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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This could definitely work as a
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Having a crippling emotional need for validation of existence from total strangers keeps my account open. The information may be skewed by the large amounts of drugs and alcohol that influences my online choices.
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I think the fact that you guys have some of the realest journalism out there is the funniest joke of them all.
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guys this one is really good
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If I reply here will I gain likes?
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coulda told u for free.
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the onion out here giving precisely zero fucks lmaoo
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i want to retweet this twice
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I’m glad I got off the anxiety machine.
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