Fake news! The mug in the picture didn’t break. That’s not how it works!
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Well it dropped in slow motion so it didn't hit as hard, duh.
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No usually the slow motion ends and there is another shot of it in real time where it breaks.
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MMMMWHATCHASAAAYYYYEEYAAAYYYY
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HA! Jokes on you, my dad’s already dead! I shall drink my coffee in peace, safe from slow motion gravity tragedies.
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Once you’ve had enough coffee to think at 1000 mph, naturally everything else feels like slow motion.
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"...tea drinkers have a genetic predisposition to react to their fathers’ sudden passing by slowly placing their cup back in the saucer, politely thanking the bearer of the dreadful news, showing them out of the study, and quietly but firmly shutting the door."



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@eggsxbenedict watch out pls - 1 more reply
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@hansenconnor i’m gonna pee my pantsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MCUliano like when Conor dropped that mug -
we still aren't over it
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I only drop my coffee cup when I fi.....KEYSER SOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, this is stupid, its not funny, and frankly its insulting. I realize I am reacting because this touches on my special little situation, but if this is how far down to the bottom of the barrel you have to go to try and find humor, you should just close up shop.
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