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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 1

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      1. heleenaaxx‏ @heleenaxx Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Apr 1
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        Followed by years of therapy.pic.twitter.com/K1NSWvRCiF

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      1. Medium Bashful Fox Cub‏ @fox_emojis Apr 1
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        anthrocon is a day care

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      1. thzink‏ @thzink Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well...strangers do have the best candy...

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      1. Josh Grobe‏ @KappaCheatma Apr 1
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        @LOakes1991

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Apr 1
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        True and their pets!!pic.twitter.com/ikclZKEN5u

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      1. Dave Simon‏ @hairyhilarity Apr 1
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        Just stay away from the Furry conventions.

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      1. Andrew Smuck‏ @UncleSmuck79 Apr 1
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      1. I'll be back or not‏ @futuristicwater Apr 1
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      1. Ryan Barrett‏ @rbarrett96 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @MagPie1OH1

        Why is this article on a spoof website?

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Apr 3
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        Too true..... Parents of DACA children entrusted their children to a man in an Orange Suit.... Look what happened!!pic.twitter.com/8vuyiBB5oA

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        *Roy Moore saddles horse and heads to the nearest fancy dress shop*pic.twitter.com/Nvq0MHwMHP

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        that's not factually incorrect....

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      1. Eric Jarvis‏ @EricJarvisMusic Apr 1
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        Totally.

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      1. Gondwana‏ @Axolotl_2018 Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @GeorgeProbst

        Never. NEVER. I still can't get the smell of cigarettes, Pabst and B.O. out of my nostrils!!!

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