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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 1

    Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://trib.al/mTAb0Nq pic.twitter.com/d82cTXiZIw

    9:31 AM - 1 Apr 2018
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    • Isaac Summers Isabelle male_fragility.PumpkinDF Tom Bombadil Joseph Chaves Rebecca Bob Slater Eliana Planer MySchoolPage
    53 replies 900 retweets 4,877 likes
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      2. Nina Jones‏ @ninabethjones4 Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this is true it makes me sick .. horrible ... they're teaching the son to lack respect for other living things on earth .

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Al Lara‏ @FettuccineAl Apr 1
        Replying to @ninabethjones4 @TheOnion

        Yes, everything on the Onion is 100% true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This just got real, Onion.pic.twitter.com/GQm8kyilRo

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      1. Constant Bliss (*the soldier, not the cheese!)‏ @Bethan7rose Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch! Too close to home, although I think I was 7, so that makes it better. Vet was v. angry and told me it was my all my fault. My parents heartily agreed. The rabbit was named after my Dad, at his suggestion. Thanks for the memories.

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      2. Grant Fischer‏ @GrantTFischer Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ricogonewild

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      3. Nick Costello‏ @nickcoz1 Apr 1
        Replying to @GrantTFischer @TheOnion @ricogonewild

        Lol

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      2. Ghoulian‏ @J_Jiggles Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is dark

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. National Work Stoppage for a Better Future‏ @ZacharySGrigley Apr 1
        Replying to @J_Jiggles @TheOnion

        Nah, dark is the parents making Rabbit Stew after he fails that bunny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tara Potzler‏ @TPotzler Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Children arent responsible enough for rabbits. Buy chocolate bunnies, instead.

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      1. Nolan McDaniel‏ @NolanMcDaniel Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate it when people subtweet about me

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      1. nothing here‏ @jumbonaoki Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion really is genius.

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      1. Fyodor Garibaldi‏ @FyodorGaribaldi Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @brpetertotleben

        Hoppy lasted about 2 weeks. He was my Show & Tell item in front of my kindergarten class. Actually, just Tell. Mom and Dad wouldn't let me be the cool kid and Show him.

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      1. The Abominable Snowbot of Satan‏ @abominable_bot Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When my wife was a kid the neighbors ate her rabbit when she was away on holiday. She only found out about twenty years later.

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      1. Still not Valen‏ @ShawLaska Apr 1
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        @YaBoiPhishBoi

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      1. Lauri Cooney‏ @chowidog Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        This is horrible! Please report to the local authorities and rescue that poor creature before he suffers anymore. What is wrong with these parents!

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      2. Deborah Robinson‏ @Drob1947789 Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        rabbits don’t live very long anyway. then all you have is an unhappy child

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      3. CherylMay‏ @CherylM12835788 Apr 1
        Replying to @Drob1947789 @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        Our rabbits lived till about 8 or so. They were great pets. We spent a lot of time outside n every time we went out they expected to b let out n they hung out with us. Chased r dogs n the cats who went searching for higher ground. Very spoiled!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. CherylMay‏ @CherylM12835788 Apr 1
        Replying to @CherylM12835788 @Drob1947789 and

        Just read the above story, obviously it’s a joke!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Erin Williams‏ @OfficialRedErin Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch. Bit close to the knuckle there Onion. 😭

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