On April Fools does The Onion tell the truth? 
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Well deserved. He just went through a very traumatic couple days.
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Holy Snooze Button!!
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Well, going to church is already a struggle. Besides, the later mass usually has the better donuts.
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I think that was because that year Easter was before the DST change.
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It was Daylight savings time.
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Rise and shine, Jesus, shine
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Who can blame him? The last time he was out there, someone nailed him to a piece of lumber.
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The snooze bar tempts even the most resolute.
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It was a Sunday after all...
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You know, since Jesus took longer than 15 minutes to come back from the dead, we're legally allowed to leave Christianity.
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He later said he was put off by area Atheists, who wouldn't have been able to see him.
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It's not the nails as much as the flogging that really takes it toll on a guy.pic.twitter.com/xiwuEWzLqW
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What makes these folks say shit as this. Trying to get relevance on what they know nothing of...
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There was chips and salsa.
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Seriously enough of the Catholic/Christian bashing. Give equal time and go after Islam. Let’s see how that works out for you..
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Enjoyed the calm coolness of the tomb.
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