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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 30

    Christ Appears In Roman Court To Contest 2,000-Year-Old Riot Charges https://trib.al/TRxdCKL pic.twitter.com/O36DVKDB08

    5:31 PM - 30 Mar 2018
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    • Timothy Jenkins MADD VIKING Mel Jimmy Bighouse Luke Willis Augustus Garrison Jack Evans Elohim Muskrat We Shall Overcome 🌊
    43 replies 473 retweets 2,568 likes
      1. Henry‏ @Henry_Pumas1 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #happyeasterpic.twitter.com/teV2MwyCOa

        Jesus Christ and yisus
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/UDijtqiTO3

        1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
      3. Yippylippy‏ @Yippylippy Mar 30
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        He really should get a haircut. Doesn't he know that hairstyle is pretty much out for anybody that's not a Holywood elite or a member of Guns 'N Roses? What would Mike Pence or Pat Robertson say? 🤔

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Mar 30
        Replying to @Yippylippy @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Pence would have him deported for being a dark skinned Arab.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Mar 30
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @Yippylippy @TheOnion

        And a "Socialist Enabler" I'm guessing...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Spooky Scribe 🌹‏ @Scholarly_Mind Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hope the judge throws the book at him.

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      2. Teapot-ing‏ @IAtheTeapot Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @LizMair

        @arthurrizer, @nilabala3, @JessDKelley, @JHaggrid...SOL/SOR should have run by now. He’s in the clear, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jonathan Haggerty  🌐‏ @JHaggrid Mar 30
        Replying to @IAtheTeapot @TheOnion and

        Israeli law is a whole different ball game, Ian...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Wookiee‏ @WookieJon Apr 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is he white? He's meant to be Arabic

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. T Crumpler‏ @TCrumpler3 Apr 2
        Replying to @WookieJon @TheOnion

        Actually they are not sure of his race, semitic Jew is the most popular theory, Abraham was from Iraq and was said to lead his people into Isreal. Jesus was a decendent of David who was a Jewish King, guess over the thousands of years and mixing cultures and blood who knows.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Wookiee‏ @WookieJon Apr 3
        Replying to @TCrumpler3 @TheOnion

        I'll still say there's no way he was a white, blonde & blue eyed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. T Crumpler‏ @TCrumpler3 Apr 3
        Replying to @WookieJon @TheOnion

        Oh heck no. Jesus was not white.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He won’t have to swear on the Bible

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      2. Goose Is Not Dead‏ @JBeezee73 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Laws are meant to be obeyed.

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      3. Félicie (Taxouck)‏ @Taxouck Mar 30
        Replying to @JBeezee73 @TheOnion

        There is an ethical duty to disobey unjust laws.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Goose Is Not Dead‏ @JBeezee73 Mar 31
        Replying to @Taxouck @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/hitS7DKZzZ

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      1.  ✨ that bitch  ✨‏ @kitsch__bitch Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AlyssaMichelle4 this sounds like something that would happen in your class omg 😂

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      1. Félicie (Taxouck)‏ @Taxouck Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus was an anarchist, nice.

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      2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This aggression will not stand man!!! 🤘🏻🤘🏽🤘🏼🤘🏾🤘🏿

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