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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 30

    EPA Rolls Back Emissions Standards To Increase Consumer Choice Over Type Of Apocalyptic Hellscape Earth Will Become https://trib.al/pDF1EaS pic.twitter.com/q9nS9mOrEd

    1:14 PM - 30 Mar 2018
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    • Darling Escapes 👻 Overdue Midterm Papers 👻 Nixie Briony Logan Portland PLOW AM-Usuyun Michelle DeMaio Stonework HTX Lee Cassidy Brianna Nichols
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      1. Stupid Bich‏ @iswearimsmart Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THIS ISNT EVEN SATIRE ANYMORE THIS IS JUST REALITY

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      2. Science March Goe‏ @ScienceMarchGoe Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when has The Onion been doing serious reporting? Bravo, keep it up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
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      1. marysinva‏ @maryphouser Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm pro-choice. I hadn't thought about it in this context but okay.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only emissions standards that #TheDude is worried about 😂🤘🏻🎄pic.twitter.com/U0KSMxsdXG

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m glad we finally get a say in something man!

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      2. Educ8tus 🐕ll‏ @Educ8tusAll Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want to laugh but it's just too close the truth.

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      3. Jose Martinez‏ @Mar01197256 Apr 4
        Replying to @Educ8tusAll @TheOnion

        Ikr? It's a real life Simpsons moment: dance and worry at the same time.pic.twitter.com/XHeWeglMzy

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      1. Harriet‏ @honeyrosie Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do we want our planet slow-cooked (Pruitt) or microwaved (Bolton.)

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      1. Suzanne Currie‏ @sciencelives Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean, you might as well go big or go home. Let’s make this the biggest darn environmental apocalypse the world has ever seen.

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      1. ITS MAGMA NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.‏ @NetWorkWriter Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @Sierra_Magazine

        JAPAN IS OWNED BY BANCOCK.

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      2. Katie Hartraft‏ @KatieHartraft Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mburtis 👀👀

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      3. martha‏ @mburtis Mar 30
        Replying to @KatieHartraft @TheOnion

        Well that’s just perfect

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      2. Pernell Cruzado 🌊‏ @sweetpb Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't wait for 2018 and 2020. We have to take our country back so we can save it for the next generations to come

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      1. Peter Fatouros‏ @Peter_Fatouros Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Couldn't they have waited until some of us got to #Mars before turning this planet into #Venus

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      1. AT3chnicality  🇵🇷  ♠‏ @PrinceM0n0 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So yall have no choice but to report the news now huh? satire is dead, long live satire

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      2.  🤷🏻‍♀️Norii 🤔‏ @Norhan_De Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Yep. Sounds about right. All those third arms will come in handy one day. Just you wait and see.

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      3. General Manager‏ @firstvalue3000 Mar 31
        Replying to @Norhan_De @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Probably just means we'll have to work even harder and faster for corporate overlords

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🤷🏻‍♀️Norii 🤔‏ @Norhan_De Mar 31
        Replying to @firstvalue3000 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        pic.twitter.com/fDUp09yFYx

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