THIS ISNT EVEN SATIRE ANYMORE THIS IS JUST REALITY
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Since when has The Onion been doing serious reporting? Bravo, keep it up.
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I'm pro-choice. I hadn't thought about it in this context but okay.
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The only emissions standards that
#TheDude is worried about

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I’m glad we finally get a say in something man!
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I want to laugh but it's just too close the truth.
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Ikr? It's a real life Simpsons moment: dance and worry at the same time.pic.twitter.com/XHeWeglMzy
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Do we want our planet slow-cooked (Pruitt) or microwaved (Bolton.)
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I mean, you might as well go big or go home. Let’s make this the biggest darn environmental apocalypse the world has ever seen.
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JAPAN IS OWNED BY BANCOCK.
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Well that’s just perfect
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Can't wait for 2018 and 2020. We have to take our country back so we can save it for the next generations to come
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So yall have no choice but to report the news now huh? satire is dead, long live satire
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Yep. Sounds about right. All those third arms will come in handy one day. Just you wait and see.
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Probably just means we'll have to work even harder and faster for corporate overlords
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