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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 30

    White House Graciously Accepts Saudi Prince's Thank-You Gift Of Severed Yemeni Head https://trib.al/gtuVdkf pic.twitter.com/CcOyHvOAVS

    12:12 PM - 30 Mar 2018
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    • Shy Reply Spooky Guy Cataphrakt Saville Katz DROGAS Ryan Hillermeier Jack Sheldon Allie Meowmeow nazeer khan Chris G
    30 replies 235 retweets 1,113 likes
      1. Who is Chris Cutts?‏ @RealChrisCutts Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The Yemenees have done very bad things, some people, many people have said, everybody has said. Very bad things and the Saudis are very good, many people say. Very respectful, they're doing very good things, we're doing very good things. Thank God for me."

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      1. Jack Redmond‏ @PUNCJack Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "We have the best severed heads," says President Trump.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Mr.D‏ @Mdolbec99 Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion!!! This is to far

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      1. Ghassan Slailati‏ @GSlailati Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @you_r_here

        This is a foto bomb , no , DT won’t have something like that in the Oval Office , they will impeach him straight away

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      1. Irene Thompson‏ @maccalled Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For people who actually live in ##Yemen, this may not be funny, yet it cuts to the heart of the issue.

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      1. penniwise  🤡‏ @Pennijj Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This wouldn’t surprise me if it was real. 😐

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      1. lords Culter‏ @lordycults Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Garnished for a feast, apple in mouth.

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      1. Tyler‏ @Tyler0873 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not the first president to get head in the Oval Office

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      1. Bud Wynn‏ @CalSurf01 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PressSec @VP Wadda you know? tRump's new Secretary of (fill in the blank). Certainly at least a senior advisor! Get him an office adjoining @JaredKushner_ Kush would appreciate the upgrade in IQ in his office area. (FAKE but funny)

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why this thing smells about as bad as Senator Pat Roberts, when they wheel him out of the cooler, for an important vote!

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      1. joe‏ @charger13 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obama's administration never got a severed head for a gift.... signed trump

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      1. XXXmanxxx‏ @samuraixman Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well now we have to give them a severed head.

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      2. Democracy Watch News‏ @dwatchnews Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @gaetantguevara

        A serious violation of US law! Unfaithful execution, indeed!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Democracy Watch News‏ @dwatchnews Mar 31
        Replying to @dwatchnews @TheOnion @gaetantguevara

        Yes, The Onion is satire, but the metaphor is spot on, eh...

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      1. Nelson Schultz‏ @SchultzLincoln Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @cminde

        Trudeau would’ve thought it was a great gift and not barbaric

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        great start ...

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kathy Griffin is appalled by it.

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      1. Harmony Aquarian‏ @HarmonyAquarian Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gcKcE9g2Dq

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      1. Liberty Cabbage‏ @4watchincamz Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very toilet

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      1. Asa‏ @hobbster13 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Saudis love to bomb yemenis

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