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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 30

    70-Year-Old Woman Decides It Time To Start Dressing Entirely In Purple https://trib.al/7JdbQoP pic.twitter.com/FGvYPuLCz6

    11:41 AM - 30 Mar 2018
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    • Chris McCann 🌸 pastel raiden 🌸 Macy Werner GUAPO Gre(gory) I would die for taylor swift D.B. Taylor, Senior Administration Official Anarchist Lookbook John E. Marshall
    34 replies 240 retweets 2,355 likes
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      2. Emma Farnsworth‏ @EmmaCFarnsworth Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @MatthewPCrowley

        pic.twitter.com/5qYV07kp8b

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Cat Mrowley‏Verified account @MatthewPCrowley Mar 30
        Replying to @EmmaCFarnsworth @TheOnion

        obedient to some strange swell...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Emma Farnsworth‏ @EmmaCFarnsworth Mar 30
        Replying to @MatthewPCrowley @TheOnion

        Sweet Georgia Style.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. autumnal bastard borko‏ @rudehunch Mar 30
        Replying to @EmmaCFarnsworth @MatthewPCrowley @TheOnion

        The Nuge was Kenyon's biggest fan—that's why she spent so much time in New York, where roughly 45% of every graduating class moves to

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Emma Farnsworth‏ @EmmaCFarnsworth Mar 30
        Replying to @rudehunch @MatthewPCrowley @TheOnion

        Also she didn't need to actually hang out on campus, that's what the cardboard cutout of her in the bookstore was for!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. autumnal bastard borko‏ @rudehunch Mar 30
        Replying to @EmmaCFarnsworth @MatthewPCrowley @TheOnion

        The fact that almost none of us were breaking into the Nuge's house to have sex on her really old copies of Grecian epics were...disheartening to say the least

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Cat Mrowley‏Verified account @MatthewPCrowley Mar 30
        Replying to @rudehunch @EmmaCFarnsworth @TheOnion

        Speak for yourself

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. autumnal bastard borko‏ @rudehunch Mar 30
        Replying to @MatthewPCrowley @EmmaCFarnsworth @TheOnion

        :'-)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      10. End of conversation
      1. Camille Beredj-EEK!  👻‏Verified account @cberedjick Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thanks for the flattering article but one correction, I'm 27

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Artist formally known as old woman.

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      1. Kaylee‏ @LaZyJeStYr Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter .... ~Jenny Josephpic.twitter.com/1MPG1C2qwt

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      1.  ⁉️‏ @ThinSpottedDuke Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sorago12 lmao that Girl was like 50 years early

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      1. tvitzer tvitzerovich‏ @tvitzer Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Start wearing purple wearing purple. Start wearing purple for me now..

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      2. Gritty Loves You‏ @82_and_0 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, when does this happen in life? Is it 70? Because I'm really trying to figure out when I might do something like this, and fearful it's coming soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. I'll be back or not‏ @futuristicwater Mar 30
        Replying to @82_and_0 @TheOnion

        How old are you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Rinalds‏ @Alacrritas Mar 30
        Replying to @futuristicwater @82_and_0 @TheOnion

        82 years and 0 seconds

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. I'll be back or not‏ @futuristicwater Mar 30
        Replying to @Alacrritas @82_and_0 @TheOnion

        Happy Birthday

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. vy‏ @violetlazarus Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dorothy_brill

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      1. William Rory Coker‏ @CokerRory Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They reach that decision earlier and earlier.

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      1. Nick Bursaw‏ @NickBursaw Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @EthanKilgore

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