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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 30

    Seventh-Grade Biology Class Grossed Out At Having To Dissect Horse https://trib.al/t63IFox pic.twitter.com/Gc7eSEhVtL

    6:34 AM - 30 Mar 2018
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    27 replies 204 retweets 1,491 likes
      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kids these days are so soft. Back when I was in elementary school, they'd replace the janitor every six months, and have us dissect the old ones. It built character!

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      2. Daniel Hopkins‏ @dhopkins_9 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dissect a horse: yeah or neigh?

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. Kreester‏ @khapinen Mar 30
        Replying to @dhopkins_9 @TheOnion

        Hay now.....

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      2. Daniel Müller‏ @SciDansSciDan Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dissection refers to anatomizing deceased animals. Yet the horse is being intubated and vital signs are being measured in the tongue. This whole thing smells of misinformation. Your research department is going to hear from me.

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Uncle Meat‏ @meatyuncle Mar 30
        Replying to @SciDansSciDan @TheOnion

        They're just waiting for it to die so they can begin. They like them fresh.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Benjamin Roberts‏ @benro692 Mar 30
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        @david_barger @Double_OhConnor @ThisIsYohnson @mpeasley64

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Mar 30
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        pic.twitter.com/VblGAkUFY2

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      1. average Joe‏ @JosephN18769788 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought that would be the worst part of the glue making class I took...but it was delivering the final blow with a ballpein that was really unsettling.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These kids should be thankful that they have the necessary means for a necessary means for an education that teaches them how to dissect horses etc.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kids these days man

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      1. Stan Lee Cup‏ @MuzzMuzzington Mar 30
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        The gloves on the hooves is a great touch.

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      1. Beasty Glanglemutton‏ @BeastyGlanglemu Mar 30
        Replying to @JacobHo30355938 @TheOnion

        Some people shouldn't read The Onion.

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      1. Leonora L Bird‏ @leonora_bird Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I taught 7th grade Science 🙃🤷🏻‍♀️

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      1. Anthony Hernandez‏ @trinisteeler Mar 30
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        Wait till they see the rat next week.

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      1. bapanada‏ @Travikius Mar 30
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        WTF?? This is messed up!! How is this not inlegal? This school needs to be suied!!!

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      1. The Abominable Snowbot of Satan‏ @abominable_bot Mar 30
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        How did they get it out of the Old Lady . .

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