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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 30

    FDA Recalls Food https://trib.al/uPZMNHN pic.twitter.com/lulfFJmxo7

    5:47 AM - 30 Mar 2018
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    55 replies 545 retweets 3,252 likes
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      2. Steve Duda‏Verified account @steve_duda Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as long as they don't recall the drugs and administration I'm good with it

        1 reply 1 retweet 47 likes
      3. DR‏ @Torgul Mar 30
        Replying to @steve_duda @TheOnion

        Lol ... maybe some of the administration?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. average Joe‏ @JosephN18769788 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes sense, it is a known fact that people who eat food eventually die. Have we really done enough research into not eating food? What about those weird gothy types that eat emotions or whatever.

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      2. Gunner Harmon‏ @IGunry Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, I was eating this oatmeal, but when I started gagging I felt it was time to quit

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @IGunry @TheOnion

        I had some buffalo chicken tenders at a restaurant and threw up in somebody’s yard on the way home, I figured it was time for a change then.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Anton Bester‏ @anton_bester Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you have anything from before 2002, then I'll suggest you discard that also. I think it might be a bad idea to eat it now

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      1. Rick Baldwin  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @rick_rcb863 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

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      2. Tom Hughes‏ @Tefech46 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can they recall Mr Spanky Bonespurs?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Anna Van Z  🌱‏ @AnnaVanZee Mar 30
        Replying to @Tefech46 @TheOnion

        He's certainly hazardous to everyone's health!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ryan-El #ReleaseTheSnyderCut‏ @LaRyanLeMay Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Ahh. Yes. I remember food."

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FDA says- “you gotta eat it so we can find out what’s in it”

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      1. Firedininkabusu‏ @Firedininkabus2 Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tipe bak çay demle

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      1. david‏ @david14953630 Mar 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But they said “if you like your food then you can keep your food “

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      1. Adi‏ @AdiKunduru Mar 30
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        @jappaji4

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      1. dick dick‏ @pp_ouioui Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        especially onions?

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      1. Alex‏ @akref Mar 30
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        @doliver8

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      1. jayynecobb‏ @JayyneCobb Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @oscaron

        i TOLD YOU salt was FINE

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and it's eating them alive!!

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      2. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really?

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      3. William G‏ @WilliamBAADLDN Mar 30
        Replying to @biff725 @TheOnion

        Yes

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