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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 29

    How To Reform The Nation's Prison Systempic.twitter.com/lT3ey9HNBa

    9:03 PM - 29 Mar 2018
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    • 🦇halloween queen🦇 Jflames Lucas Bertram Axis II of Evil Jess Ali Pierre-Simon Laplace Calvin skunker Prison Reform
    15 replies 101 retweets 364 likes
      1. monday mood‏ @NiteShade925 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That last part was actually genuinely good advice and not satire at all..........you know it's serious when the Onion actually gives advice.

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      2. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and promote "acting white" to instill "white privilege".

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      3. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot Mar 30
        Replying to @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        I think "be born white" will do it.

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Start by taking away the weights. The last thing we need is for our rapists and murderers to be stronger.

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      1. Andylamb‏ @Andylambert2017 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Woah, you can’t be all satire and then tell the truth at the end like that... OUTRAGEOUS! But still true..

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      1. Charlotte Yee‏ @charannyee Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Slightly shorter sentences for those wrongly convicted, that’s nonsense. These people should be compensated immensely.

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      1. heg.‏ @Jarrahhhhhhh Mar 30
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        Dgn , January ysei7dr

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 29
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        In the words of #SystemofADown ..... they’re trying to build a prison....https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yndfqN1VKhY …

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      1. Troy Hurt‏ @TroyHurt4114 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This might actually work

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      1. jenn hodges‏ @trasherella Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh Onions how I wish your stingily layers of obviousness would get seen and understood as it needs to be.

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      2. Logan Taylor‏ @Xenoreaper1 Mar 29
        Replying to @LRBourrage @TheOnion

        You understand this is a joke right?

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      4. Logan Taylor‏ @Xenoreaper1 Mar 30
        Replying to @LRBourrage @TheOnion

        yes it would. I would buy that ten times over.

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      1. ピザマン‏ @PizzamanIsPizza Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All great points. More dogs.

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      1. Rob Y‏ @thriller1on1 Mar 30
        Replying to @Icanbelievemyey @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        He appears to be running out of people to fire.I hear his next move is to Fire Reba McEntyre as spokesperson for KFC

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