That last part was actually genuinely good advice and not satire at all..........you know it's serious when the Onion actually gives advice.
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and promote "acting white" to instill "white privilege".
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I think "be born white" will do it.
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Start by taking away the weights. The last thing we need is for our rapists and murderers to be stronger.
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Woah, you can’t be all satire and then tell the truth at the end like that... OUTRAGEOUS! But still true..
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Slightly shorter sentences for those wrongly convicted, that’s nonsense. These people should be compensated immensely.
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Dgn , January ysei7dr
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In the words of
#SystemofADown ..... they’re trying to build a prison....https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yndfqN1VKhY …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This might actually work
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Oh Onions how I wish your stingily layers of obviousness would get seen and understood as it needs to be.
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You understand this is a joke right?
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yes it would. I would buy that ten times over.
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All great points. More dogs.
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He appears to be running out of people to fire.I hear his next move is to Fire Reba McEntyre as spokesperson for KFC
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