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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 29

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    "Law enforcement saw the suspect reach into his pocket and take out what looked like a firearm, and, believing their lives to be in danger, acted quickly to neutralize the assailant."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/979420552770281472 …

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    Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://trib.al/Ww4SGVB  pic.twitter.com/YsILCalN20
    7:49 PM - 29 Mar 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop Your #FakeNews @Onion - Otherwise Will Stop #Following

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Jezmina Noell‏ @noellspeaks Mar 29
        Replying to @DocHollywoodM @TheOnion @onion

        I really hope this is satire. Please be satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Writer of Wrongs, Righter of Lefts‏ @Wh0Sa1dMyNam3 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FakeNews, he's White.pic.twitter.com/3QvW4llZiu

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. BarracudaShredded‏ @david34183058 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They did BAD police work- poorly trained. They acted like they were responding to an armed robbery/ not petty vandalism.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Jason Sypher‏ @JasonSypher Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dark but necessary. Tell it Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Stanleykotcamp‏ @Stanleykotcamp1 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @Bionicscode

        OMG! Hopefully there's a teenager in the audience that knows how to administer CPR.We now know that Senator Sanatorium was correct , as usual.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Blandishmentbob‏ @Blandishmentbob Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Keep peeling away the layers, Onion! #stephonclark

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. VOTE Nov. 6th!!!‏ @zombkllr Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn’t an onion article, this is real life!! #stephonclark

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Beth Ann Barbieri‏ @BethAnnBarbieri Mar 30
        Replying to @zombkllr @TheOnion

        I think that’s the point the onion is trying to make here

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. VOTE Nov. 6th!!!‏ @zombkllr Mar 30
        Replying to @BethAnnBarbieri @TheOnion

        I’m just saying, Onion articles have been skewing the presidency and societies ills expertly lately

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Beth Ann Barbieri‏ @BethAnnBarbieri Mar 30
        Replying to @zombkllr @TheOnion

        Sometimes the best way to point out big problems is through humor and satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. VOTE Nov. 6th!!!‏ @zombkllr Mar 30
        Replying to @BethAnnBarbieri @TheOnion

        Yup! I wish that real news organizations had the courage to print better headlines than the Onion lol. But, thank goodness for The Onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jim Foster‏ @gilsf2000 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bad fucking timing dudes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Spoops make poops‏ @ExoSoulInc Mar 29
        Replying to @gilsf2000 @TheOnion

        The best timing

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Joe Doyle‏ @doyle3000 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If we didn't laugh we'd cry #ScaredCopsRBadCops

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. (((Melissa)))  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @bowie923 Mar 30
        Replying to @doyle3000 @TheOnion

        No more #JudgeJuryAndExecutionerCops!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Geoffrey Sorensen‏ @GSorensen Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not believable... Tim Cook is white.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Yasir Wattoo  🇵🇰‏ @yesir786 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion, your sarcasm has a message. Keep it up

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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