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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 29

    Former Trump Advisor Carter Page Found Dumb In D.C. Hotel Room https://trib.al/igyjLE5 pic.twitter.com/X6itfRdvaF

    7:06 PM - 29 Mar 2018
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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        May his brain Rest In Peace with my good friend #Donnie 😔

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      1. 1 True Me  🏳️‍🌈‏ @1_True_Me Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And on the subway. And the bus. And the sidewalk. And at McDonalds. And ...

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      1. PopRelics‏ @PopRelics Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He knew too little.

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      1. James Manning‏ @JManning1727 Mar 30
        Replying to @iLikeZacDaily @TheOnion and

        Is this saterical?

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      2. Dusty‏ @DustinGiebel Mar 29
        Replying to @Moj_kobe @TheOnion

        Fake news!! HE IS A HIDDEN GENIUS!!

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      3. Anaximander‏ @Anaximander136 Mar 29
        Replying to @DustinGiebel @Moj_kobe @TheOnion

        I feel numb to his utter smartness!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. CindyForTrump‏ @immigrant_legal Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear your frustration, Garlic...wait, Onion. FBI and DOJ Conspired to Frame Trump and it backfired. Now Stormy Daniels and David Hogg are the Democrats’ new Russia🙂

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      1. Dick Tator‏ @Dik_Tat0r Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought it said "found dead" at first glance, I was disappointed when I reread it.

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      1. kathleen‏ @baad_kittee Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Savage

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      2. Michael Macko‏ @MichaelMacko Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope they have colon blow and açaí juice on the room service menu 😂pic.twitter.com/ydW7K6modI

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      1. Christopher Trott‏ @spacerust Mar 30
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        He does not look really very smart.

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      1. Terry Lee‏ @partialnullity Mar 29
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        The good news is that he is still qualified to advise Trump.pic.twitter.com/r3MyEpC8uk

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      1. drginthewoods‏ @drginthewoods Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So...he is in stable condition.

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      1. Giordano Bruno‏ @QuiGivesaShit Mar 29
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        Ahh Jesus Christ you got my hopes up big-time...

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      1. Yeti Blue‏ @YetiBlue2 Mar 29
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        FISA warrants under his bed

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