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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 29

    Scientists Discover New Human Organ https://trib.al/sRE57N5  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/UqSNpRBG3L

    3:30 PM - 29 Mar 2018
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    • Tammy Richard Moore Rena Nikolaev #NoFirstUse Jorge A. De Cecco Pierre-Simon Laplace Alexis Vitsas Vote November 6th Superbound
    17 replies 95 retweets 571 likes
      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can’t even keep the ones I have healthy man, wtf dude

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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A Republican brain? Or heart, perhaps?

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      1. Douglas Christopher‏ @DACInvestor Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We removed the church organ.

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      1. Monkerella‏ @monkerella Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it a squeedlyspooch?

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      1. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Rainbow Examiner" was the funniest part

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      2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So you’re telling me we been studying the human bodies for all these years man, and just now “discovered” this important organ that has major effects in cancer and other diseases? Just cause we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!

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      3. Baldemoto‏ @Balde_Moto Mar 29
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @TheOnion

        It’s more like we found out that a bunch of tissue that we thought was just a “filler” is actually deeply interconnected with other organs and behaves in an organized way. It’s a pretty interesting study. It’s a long way from here to declaring it an organ outright though.

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      4. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 29
        Replying to @Balde_Moto @TheOnion

        In the words of my good friend #Walter .... You’re out of your element #Balde_Moto 😂

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      5. Baldemoto‏ @Balde_Moto Mar 29
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @TheOnion

        I might be. I just think it's interesting and wanted to share how I understand it. It doesn't seem too outlandish imo, but if you don't see it that way that's fine.

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      6. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @Balde_Moto @TheOnion

        Yeah, well, that’s just like, your #Opinion Man 😂😂

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      1. Valerie Azar‏ @valerieazar1 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always wanted to be a rainbow examiner

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I haven’t needed it all this time I mean how important could it be man?

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How much can you sell this new organ for on the black market? Asking for a friend

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      1. HighlandMN‏ @highland_mn Mar 29
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        Mine hurts already.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Personally, #TheDude can’t wait to see the doctor bill for this #NewOrgan

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 29
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        The Organ Harvesting Industry is thrilled about the great NEW$.

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      1. Dr. عالين Рэзви ☕️‏ @AFRizvi_MD Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂 just what I needed to read!

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew about the armpit long ago. Big octave range. Great for "board" meetings. Covering phone usage time in a stall. Memorable dates.

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      1. Kanagasingam Viknesw‏ @Kanagasingam5 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Artificial 🌚🙋💁 not live molecular 👆☝human unable, it's by eternal power ☝👇🙏🙏😬😬😬😬😬😬

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