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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 29

    Heineken Apologizes For Racist Ad With New Special-Release ‘Blacks Only’ Beer https://trib.al/czfwDjG pic.twitter.com/ePQeOP0kQ5

    1:45 PM - 29 Mar 2018
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    • HigherFunctioning #FBPE Dann Russo Nick McDonald steve welsh ¡maya! Omid Mike Christensen, MCMP, CNU-A Tige Gibson 🇺🇳🇨🇦 Viktor Von Doom
    45 replies 347 retweets 1,881 likes
      1. BOO!fio Rush  👻‏ @RufioRush Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Waits for Poe’s Law to kick in*pic.twitter.com/DAfeIYhWMq

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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was just scrolling through my TL when I spied this ad, whereupon I shouted "What the fuck?" It was Onion. Okay. That explains everything. 🤪😜🤯

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      2. The Chocolate Nuisance‏ @Chocomerican Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is to complement the "Whites Only" IPA they're releasing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Chris Bradley‏ @ThatGuyCrisby Mar 29
        Replying to @Chocomerican @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/djjyLqWFaH

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      1. Wayward‏ @WaywardOverlord Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit

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      1. Miggy Gorilla‏ @mikecolins23 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @CarlosVinLeaded

        LMAO😁😂🤣pic.twitter.com/m18YB12f24

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      1. Melissa McIntyre‏ @teamzachy Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How can you follow The Onion and not know it's a satire site?

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      1. John Brown‏ @tgrdn64 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And we all know what happens once you’ve tried one.

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      1. R Hookup‏ @randomhookup Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Specially endorsed by Zwarte Piet himself.

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      2. Niklas K. Lagerstedt‏ @KronanN Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Segregation era drinking fountains with free beer. Coloreds only. Who would complain?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Mar 29
        Replying to @KronanN @TheOnion

        People who don't like bad tasting beer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Niklas K. Lagerstedt‏ @KronanN Mar 29
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        Yeah, gotta be either czech pilsner or american craft, Heineken is a no no

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Chicken Joe rated Fx by the NRA‏ @chickyjoey1 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Putting it out there: I know the Onion is satire. I just don't think I'm getting the joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chicken Joe rated Fx by the NRA‏ @chickyjoey1 Mar 29
        Replying to @chickyjoey1 @TheOnion

        Nevermind, I saw the ad

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      1. MattBOO 👻 Lowery 🧟‍♂️‏ @MScottieLowery Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m cryin 😂😂

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t get itpic.twitter.com/2Zuz3x9Hsc

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      2. Just_wolf‏ @Mister_Lupus Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How did anyone think this was going to end other than badly. Seriously.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Melissa McIntyre‏ @teamzachy Mar 29
        Replying to @Mister_Lupus @TheOnion

        The Onion is a satire site.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Just_wolf‏ @Mister_Lupus Mar 29
        Replying to @teamzachy @TheOnion

        I get that. Just the PC crowd of the day still take things too far and too serious. But fair enough.

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