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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 29

    Researchers Find That Spanking Your Children Is Incredibly Fun https://trib.al/3QbOxu5 pic.twitter.com/1rW9vVEyzq

    8:30 AM - 29 Mar 2018
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      2. Name cannot be blank‏ @NodaPierce Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok i dnt have kids.. but im gonna try that to my neighborhood children ..wish me luck..

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      3. Jimmy‏ @Vote_Nov_6 Mar 29
        Replying to @NodaPierce @TheOnion

        I hear @realDonaldTrump is always available for a good spanking. Think I read it in a magazine some where

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      1. Your Canadian GirlFriend‏ @YourCanadianGF Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's a gateway drug to wearing a leather mask.

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      1. Kyle Stanton‏ @kylestanton44 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LoganLeidholt good news for you

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Mar 29
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        But spanking your president: priceless. (Well, actually 130,000.00.)

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      2. Daizen Hossencoft‏ @MoneyStash1 Apr 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @Tasselguy

        never understood spanking kids never touched either one of mine I've never once came up with a good reason to do it

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      2. selim şahin‏ @selimshahn Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not as fun as spanking your girl, says another scientific study.

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      3. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Mar 29
        Replying to @selimshahn @TheOnion

        Or being spanked by... Did I say that out loud?

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      1. Barry‏ @Barry64077886 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing wrong it if done right

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      1. peter bushnell‏ @peterbushnell5 Mar 29
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        WE ALL KNOW ABOUT RESIRCHERS

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      1. Ben‏ @LordBenothan Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some kids also believe it is fun. I have known kids that giggled when spanked. I know adults who giggle when spanked. Its fun for all ages!

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      1. Toudie‏ @Raymondesherma6 Mar 29
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        I tickled mine to death figure that one out lol

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      1. Girom Calica‏ @KagewooImaizumi Mar 29
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        https://youtu.be/3_pUnICEL10 

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      1. Wes D. Mess‏ @Wes_D_Mess Mar 29
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        Fantastic for training hand eye coordination.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 29
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        This aggression will not stand man!!! 🤘🏻

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