Where's a Disney screen writer when you need one?...
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There is one on the
@cta blue line. It uses the escalator no problem. - 1 more reply
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Drove into an underground car park last week and my son spotted a pigeon and asked me how it’s going to get out. “The same way it got in” is all I could say. He was so upset, we got out the car and successfully ushered the pigeon out.
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Me, at a bar, after two or three too many.
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I hope he’s not trying to catch the 7 to Woodside, cause that fucker’s never on time.
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Me getting into college
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How do you know he’s not taking a train? Have you checked for a ticket?
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Godspeed
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Birdbrain!
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HI LOVERLY PIDGIN RICK XXX
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i wanna watch this pigeon adventure
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Natural selection is a real jerk sometimes.
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classic
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. http://jpgmag.com/lightbox/3871993 …
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You gotta’ ease on down the road
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