This here is my nightmare
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This guy is pretty much all of us...
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I'm floored!!
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@andiblonde sleep standingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lazy millennial these days. A man once told me, “the bums will always lost Lebowski, the bums will always lose”
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I could do this
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Damn, I didn't realize a anyone knew I did this
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I don't know what's scarier??
#Claustrophobia#Agoraphobia or#Narcolepsy? or all three combined!
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I actually had a Teacher who had Narcolepsy. When he fell asleep we'd sit in the back and smoke joints. Yea it's true, lol
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Are we supposed to read the whole article because I feel like they couldn't possibly be as funny as their headlines.
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My Monday!
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Now that’s newsworthy
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If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me, I’d have less than a nickel.
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Dear
@TheOnion -- Perfect description of the trump administration. CongratsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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