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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 28

    Man Sleeps Through His Stop On Elevator https://trib.al/8Lz6evN pic.twitter.com/dA7CgV56gC

    7:48 PM - 28 Mar 2018
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    20 replies 184 retweets 1,704 likes
      1. Zainab‏ @zainabnaj Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This here is my nightmare

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      1. Bruno Polito‏ @SeeBrunoTweet Mar 28
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        This guy is pretty much all of us...

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm floored!!

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      2. Peter Martin‏ @enzer33 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's easier than you think...pic.twitter.com/gyb3TfRT1Q

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      1. Rainbowdash‏ @1984flyawayhome Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @andiblonde sleep standing

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      1. Andrew Hornstra‏ @AndrewHornstra Mar 28
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        @topazandmaddy

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 28
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        Lazy millennial these days. A man once told me, “the bums will always lost Lebowski, the bums will always lose”

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      1. CapwnD‏ @Darth_CapwnD Mar 31
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        I could do this

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn, I didn't realize a anyone knew I did this

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      1.  ⛩𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕝-𝕊𝕒𝕟 🐉‏ @robles_jdaniel Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know what's scarier?? #Claustrophobia #Agoraphobia or #Narcolepsy? or all three combined! 🤔

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 28
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        I actually had a Teacher who had Narcolepsy. When he fell asleep we'd sit in the back and smoke joints. Yea it's true, lol

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      1. Nathan Rohan‏ @nathanielrohan Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are we supposed to read the whole article because I feel like they couldn't possibly be as funny as their headlines.

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      1. Sarah Norse‏ @SarahNorse Mar 28
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        My Monday!

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      1. games should be played twelve hours a day‏ @RobotJunkyard Mar 28
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        me irl

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      1. Leo_The_Dog‏ @Mini_but_Big Mar 28
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        Now that’s newsworthy

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      1. Timmy Monkey, Your Weird Baby Uncle.‏ @slimjimtx Mar 28
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        If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me, I’d have less than a nickel.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Mar 28
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        Lose*

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      1. Dennis Grogan‏ @GroganDennis Mar 28
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        Dear @TheOnion -- Perfect description of the trump administration. Congrats

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