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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 28

    Jeff Bezos Tables Latest Breakthrough Cost-Cutting Idea After Realizing It’s Just Slaves https://trib.al/bQHizaa pic.twitter.com/VEKSBvH6rU

    9:30 AM - 28 Mar 2018
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    • Spencer Olly😡wEen EBR Drk 🌹 NOLA 🦇halloween queen🦇 Breken Hummel kels Just an old heartbroke hippy Russian stooge Neil Warner
    75 replies 3,462 retweets 11,724 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 28

        "It’s too bad; the increased efficiency and cost savings would have been tremendous.” https://trib.al/qLALKLS pic.twitter.com/SL50cy0Y5v

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      1. Clarki Stomias‏ @ClarkiStomias Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey Onion: Aren’t you supposed to stick to fabricated stories? What’s with the actual journalism?

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      2. Illuminatus 🌻Murphy‏ @anarchomurphy Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @GarbageApe

        This is the most unbelievable onion headline I've ever read because there's no way Jeff Bezos would table this idea and our rulers would praise it's 🌈technological innovation🌈

        1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
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      1. Glenn D. Howard‏ @geekconnection Mar 28
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        pic.twitter.com/ZzbcqbSk6i

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      1. tim biddiscombe‏ @timbiddypsp Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @ShaneWatch

        ....with more steps.

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      1. Gabriel U.‏ @_gabriel_U Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @matthewstoller

        Alexander Cockburn way ahead on the kind of response this would likely get from centrist Democrats, https://harpers.org/archive/1982/08/the-tedium-twins/ …pic.twitter.com/Jy9DN86jFC

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      2. BB‏ @newsonthewire Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Societies have their own checks and balances, don’t push to much or you will lose somewhere else..

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. hann‏ @dykebitc Mar 28
        Replying to @newsonthewire @TheOnion

        what are you trying to say

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Adam Wetstein‏ @hogtownboy Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In America tables means put aside in the rest of English speaking world. It means to go ahead. Onion please do re-write

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. That's My Cheese Monster‏ @mycheesemonster Mar 28
        Replying to @hogtownboy @TheOnion

        If anything that makes the article funnier

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. A Friendly  🗡 Slasher  🔪‏ @we_locusts Mar 28
        Replying to @mycheesemonster @hogtownboy @TheOnion

        And probably more accurate

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So now these slaves are out of work?

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      2. Thin Ben‏ @thinbensolo Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Sm3Xg4XDdg

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      1. Darren‏ @darreharris86 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All robots and no jobs. Finally CEO'S will hit the wall. No need for the board to payout annual bonuses to Identity meddling CEO'S.

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      1. Ponytail Nights‏ @PonytailNights Mar 28
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        "That just sounds like slavery with extra steps"pic.twitter.com/v0RATlIg4p

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      2. Michael Canary‏ @MichaelCanary02 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jeff Who?

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