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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 28

    Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA https://trib.al/lPivXnn pic.twitter.com/CDUzHiCEVs

    7:26 AM - 28 Mar 2018
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    34 replies 488 retweets 2,893 likes
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      2. Darth Radar Technician‏ @S4ssy_kylo Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This child looks a little bit like..... he took a step back on the evolutionary scale...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Ped Peros‏ @PedroPeros Mar 28
        Replying to @S4ssy_kylo @TheOnion

        Chimps aren't actually any 'less evolved' than we are. We just share a common ancestor. :)

        3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. Darth Radar Technician‏ @S4ssy_kylo Mar 28
        Replying to @PedroPeros @TheOnion

        aaaaaaaaaand which ancestor is that?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Mar 28
        Replying to @S4ssy_kylo @PedroPeros @TheOnion

        The best analogy is chimps are our cousins on the evolutionary family tree not our grandparents.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      6. Darth Radar Technician‏ @S4ssy_kylo Mar 28
        Replying to @emuirhead @PedroPeros @TheOnion

        That's a better way of understanding it

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Ped Peros‏ @PedroPeros Mar 28
        Replying to @S4ssy_kylo @emuirhead @TheOnion

        The thing about evolution that a lot of people have trouble understanding is that it has no direction, no intent. There's really no such thing as 'more' or 'less' evolved. There's just what survives, and what doesn't.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. Darth Radar Technician‏ @S4ssy_kylo Mar 28
        Replying to @PedroPeros @emuirhead @TheOnion

        Yeah. I mean, im not a major in evolution, but I agree.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chagres‏ @ChagresPTY Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/dn2vQd8sO6

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      2. RUFF 🤙ES‏ @NotTheChips Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is bananas

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB Mar 28
        Replying to @NotTheChips @TheOnion

        You share half your genes with bananas FYI.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bill‏ @BillJitsu Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wzqm2by5ne

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      1. The Abominable Snowbot of Satan‏ @abominable_bot Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Strangely Chimpanzees say exactly the same thing about human babies. Possibly with greater justification.

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      1. Apoyo‏ @BolD_Apoyo Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING: Scientists Discover Missing Link Between Chimp and Humanpic.twitter.com/ahyIOg6jXw

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      1. Muneef Bokhari‏ @MuneefBokhari Mar 28
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      2. I'll be back or not‏ @futuristicwater Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that the new Kardashian?

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      3. Jeff Swanson‏ @JSwan63 Mar 28
        Replying to @futuristicwater @TheOnion

        The hair is not thick enough to be a Kardashian.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Holly Rudolph‏ @HollyRudolph1 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still smarter than Trump

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Donald Kronos *Actor‏ @DonaldKronos Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Grotesque, because it's too human? LOL!

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      1. Paul Cassidy‏ @pscassidy Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His brother got it worse - only 50%. Plus his brother ate him.https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/humans-share-50-dna-bananas-2482139 …

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