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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 27

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    "There must be hundreds of them making a spectacle of themselves and completely disrupting normal D.C. life with their incessant entreaties against being murdered by weapons of war. Where do they get all this energy from?"https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/978692651565375489 …

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    Teens Spend Wild Spring Break In D.C. Begging Lawmakers For Their Lives https://trib.al/oneB9MX  pic.twitter.com/LL3GfVHDiK
    7:51 PM - 27 Mar 2018
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      1. Nina2020 🖊 🛠 🏥 ⚖ ☮ 🏹‏ @CagedBirdsCafe Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #MakeOnionFunnyAgain Stop reporting and get back to satire. Like when you had the Supremes all tucked into a big bed.

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      1. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        once all the ordinary folks are disarmed, THEN they'll see weapons of war http://www.hendonpub.com/resources/article_archive/results/details?id=5257 …

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      2. Philippe‏ @Philippe_Tweets Mar 27
        Replying to @xGrump @TheOnion

        Satire.

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      1. Eddie Nelson‏ @LoonOnTheGrass Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did @TheOnion hire a HuffPo writer or something?

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      1. Rob Major‏ @RobMajor4 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kids these days.

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      1. Deep Bro‏ @DeepBro2 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Where do they get all this energy from?" Tide™ pods, mostly.

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      1. OneThingRight‏ @PamelaHope55 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, lets disarm all citizens so only the criminals have guns 👍 nice! Great idea!

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      1. OneThingRight‏ @PamelaHope55 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty simple... security guards at both exits and entries and yes kids can go through a detector before entering. Pretty simple

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      1. Jonboy Magachud‏ @TheSaltThrone Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        George Soros that’s where.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well, they can stop bullying one another. that would be a good start.

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      1. Uchibenkei‏ @kami_no_chinko Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know you're running out of ideas when you start publishing real news.

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      1. beezkneez‏ @TheBzzKnzz Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t beg - vote them out.

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      1. Jacques‏ @bigjackash Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha-ha. Sorta like this is supposed to be a humor site but it’s just a mouthpiece for activism.

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      1. Superdude‏ @bwrich64 Mar 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spring Break! Times have changed...pic.twitter.com/8Dv8fM7i21

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      1. Al Usdrowski‏ @SilverDollarAl Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        An AR 15 is NOT a weapon of war. An M16 is a weapon of war. Aw shit, what difference does it make. You joke monkeys are about as accurate as you are funny.

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      1. David J. Sweet‏ @djs412 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good one

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