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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 27

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    "You will be one of the unlucky 10 who will be implacably hunted by the most perfect predator nature has ever devised, dragged beneath the waves so quickly you will be unable to draw a last breath, and torn limb from limb."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/978653657867739137 …

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    Report: Sharks To Only Kill 10 People This Year But One Of Them Will Be You https://trib.al/4qWbejt  pic.twitter.com/pQZI6NlauM
    4:45 PM - 27 Mar 2018
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    • Jools&Em Channel 821 From YouTube Major Merian♊ Brian W. Pavlina ☉     ♇⨂     ☽︎ tommo Pierre-Simon Laplace Eric Drummond Smith Chris Black
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      1. akmk‏ @akmk Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @diego_mccloud

        Hopefully we'll be flipping for than ten people in Congress this year..

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      2. Jason Kowch‏ @kowchothorpe Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can you narrow down the date?

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      1. Michael O'Connell‏ @oak07 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @duvy5 @hjska22 @friend_robbie @ryanoc4u now you all have to figure out which one is being eaten.. cause it’s only 1 of you

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      2. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Come and get me, I'm in Arizona.

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      4. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski Mar 27
        Replying to @504Dug @TheOnion

        Totally forgot about the Landsharks.

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      1. Connor Marren‏ @ConnMarr3 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RyanNoonan2

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      1. Jason Reed‏ @rider1974 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bout time

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      1. Diego McCloud‏ @diego_mccloud Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The most perfect predator! Beaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I f-big love this!!!!!! Lmao

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      1. Paul Barry‏ @The_Ipol Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, 20 seconds of unbearable misery then sweet release? Okay...

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      2. Marissa‏ @marissa_lynn110 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why would you bring this image into my otherwise peaceful night?

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      2. Tim Schuster‏ @thesolidestbear Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @criscuolob 😳

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      3. Brian Criscuolo‏ @criscuolob Mar 27
        Replying to @thesolidestbear @TheOnion

        I fucking knew it

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      1. Big Lar‏ @Lar_Foti Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Republicans, many more.

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My last scuba diving lesson is tomorrow should I go to the flower show instead?

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 Mar 28
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