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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 27

    Study Finds 12,000 Americans Die Annually In What Are Made To Look Like Car Accidents https://trib.al/U8j4MHI pic.twitter.com/1d6XK5WQOn

    12:54 PM - 27 Mar 2018
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      1. steven‏ @_stvvvn_ Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Crisis actors.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Deep State Highway.

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      1. Jeremy Williams  🐯‏ @Metalyger Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They're gonna take our cars away. Probably big environmental trying to shove electric cars down our throats.pic.twitter.com/Vg6dInn5qE

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      1. John Melfyn #FBPE‏ @john_melfyn Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only way to stop bad cars killing people are good cars stopping bad cars killing people. Yee haa.

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      1. Johnny Ross‏ @educationlawyer Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maga.

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      1. ㅤ‏ @KershCWood24 Apr 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @LarsNelson_

        Cars should have scanners to prove finger prints

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      1. Julia Buonincontro‏ @JBuonincontro Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had no idea!!

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      1. Mike Schwab‏ @maschwab63 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        30,000+ a year in U.S.

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      1. Berry‏ @WeWillBerryYou Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The damn deep state sneaking Beer into our liquor stores. Follow the white rabbit, maaaan.

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      1. 輝度‏ @kido_524 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time for more people not realizing The Onion is satire...

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Mar 27
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        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/02/11/CarCrashesCausedbyCollisions …

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      1. Jason Burgess‏ @Stubrok Mar 27
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        @elonmusk had a hand in this, and I love it

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      1. Harmless‏ @inertaliens Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know this will become a new RWNJ conspiracy theory, right?

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      1. I'mJustAnAccident‏ @EduardoColl58 Mar 27
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        I was reading this thinking it sounds perfectly feasible in today's environment. Then I realized "wait... It's The Onion..."

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      1. Shari‏ @MissTwitchy Mar 27
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        It’s the work of aliens 👽

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Mar 27
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        Fake views!

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