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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 27

    Most Influential U.S. Secretaries Of State https://trib.al/G5HrjOy pic.twitter.com/NUceGpaV91

    12:23 PM - 27 Mar 2018
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      1. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bullshit! James Monroe doesn’t even have an Instagram!

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there a list for the shortest and most ineffective tenure? Asking for Rex Tillerson...

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      2. Nick Popagiorgio‏ @jmax7788 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seems you accidentally put a picture of Crooked Hilliary!!

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Nick Popagiorgio‏ @jmax7788 Mar 27
        Replying to @misplaced_mic @TheOnion

        Don't have time to there is way to much porn to look at on twitter and make fun of "real genius" idiots!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Registered Trademark®‏ @registeredtrad Mar 27
        Replying to @jmax7788 @misplaced_mic @TheOnion

        ur dum

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      6. Nick Popagiorgio‏ @jmax7788 Mar 27
        Replying to @registeredtrad @misplaced_mic @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1JE03QU18J

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      1. The Abominable Snowbot of Satan‏ @abominable_bot Mar 28
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        Neck furniture has lost its popularity over the years.

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      1. Jake Goudeau‏ @jake_goudeau Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol nice

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      1. Zx741258‏ @Zx741258 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WOO there, Kissenger has a place in hell reserved for him. Force him to speak Spanish and hang out with Gen Pinochet.

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      1. Rose Riker‏ @Snapefan38 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With the exception of Jefferson I'd say the other two were the most corrupt, warmongering U.S. Secretaries of State

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Colin Powellhttps://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/4073267-close-your-eyes-you-ll-be-better-off?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. #BibarelLivesMatter‏ @LethalSchweppin Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But did Hillary purchase Louisiana? Didn't think so~😉

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      1. Michael Morris‏ @morrismd1918 Mar 27
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      1. Cory Callahan‏ @ccallahan Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y’all are killing it today lmao

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      1. Rodger McMahon‏ @y0ub3tcha Mar 27
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      2. Orbit‏ @MusicianLucia Mar 27
        Replying to @Nunnafanch @TheOnion

        Same I don't get it

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      3. etc‏ @Trevinophonics Mar 27
        Replying to @MusicianLucia @Nunnafanch @TheOnion

        Sometimes you have to click the link for jokes.

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