The Onion on Twitter: "Census Adds Question Asking Participants To Identify Any Unpatriotic Neighbor https://t.co/hcp4hY2NTG… "

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1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping 27 Mar 2018
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  all my neighbours dont believe in political boundaries. They include insects, Spot, Winnie, happiness
  
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1. Tired of Your Lies‏ @PrincessSoupCan 27 Mar 2018
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  Isn't the Trump sign in the yard a dead giveaway?
  
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1. Kevin Finch‏ @kevinfinch23 27 Mar 2018
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  Really absurd! Comes from Trump and the GOP no doubt.
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1. J.Smith‏ @Mlark4Smith 27 Mar 2018
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  #NotFunnyAtAll
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1. Paul‏ @batcountrymusic 27 Mar 2018
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  The onion out here predicting the future
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1. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo 27 Mar 2018
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1. Cookie Jones‏ @saweetcookie 27 Mar 2018
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  Hey, they did that behind the iron curtain! In Slovakia, they asked my mom, "What neighbor watches you?"
  
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