Well, I read lawmakers as lawnmowers and was very confused for a moment
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Well, both blow a lot of hot air, so there’s that.
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At least the machines do actual labor.
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For the same money they could have bought a gun and not have to beg for their lives.
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Most teens can’t buy guns
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No but you can get one as a gift. I had three by the time I was ten. I still have them today.
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Depending on your state and the guns that could be illegal but ok! Anyway, back to the “arm all the hormonal teens in high school with firearms given to them by adults” argument, which sounds strangely like the plot of Hunger Games.
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Israel has the better solution, well trained and armed people guarding schools with limited exit/entry ways. They carry uzis and real assault rifles. That seems to work well. Kids and teachers shouldn't have weapons on school grounds.
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Personally I think many places in the world have better solutions where armed guards at schools are not needed.
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Breaking news: Onion now printing completely true news articles with zero hyperbole
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I thought this was suppose to be satire wtf
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. Those wacky kids STUDENTS GONE WILD
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Sounds like someone needs a day off.
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And as a bonus, they get called Nazis for doing so.
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The Onion is teetering on the edge of real news and satire in this era of Trump.
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