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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 27

    Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilianpic.twitter.com/CBAt4Th25g

    10:27 AM - 27 Mar 2018
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    • 2,789 Likes
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    50 replies 1,006 retweets 2,789 likes
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      2. XVGClownFish‏ @XVGClownFish Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Idk how I feel about this. Like I get the intention, but the impact is normalization via comedy. No one should be laughing this off. This needs to make you feel extremely uncomfortable, because it is just plain horrible and needs to be stopped. Also, too much to ask for a TW?

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. XVGClownFish‏ @XVGClownFish Mar 27
        Replying to @XVGClownFish @TheOnion

        Like there are real family members of victims living through this trauma right now. They may follow you. Give them the choice of having their day made worse or not. Like TWs solicit consent which prepares you for the content. It’s further traumatizing to have it sprung on you.

        4 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
      4. Lug, god of lugs‏ @sintaygaleska Mar 27
        Replying to @XVGClownFish @TheOnion

        i think hitting 'follow' on the onion should be enough to prepare you for the content.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      5. Lug, god of lugs‏ @sintaygaleska Mar 27
        Replying to @sintaygaleska @XVGClownFish @TheOnion

        🙁pic.twitter.com/yrtLj7NtNy

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Kathleen White‏ @awebaby Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sigh.... it isn’t funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  💀Mister Black Crow 💀‏ @PeppareOni Mar 27
        Replying to @awebaby @TheOnion

        i disagree.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is no privacy of brutality anymore.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Joanna Spock Dean 😻‏ @alicelidel Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THIS ISN'T SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🎃 Félix  👻 Ghosttari  🎃‏ @_shyextrovert Mar 27
        Replying to @alicelidel @TheOnion

        This isn’t being treated lightly; the Onion is (rightfully) mad about police violence and sending a pretty clear message about how bad it is.

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Doug‏ @CincyDuckFan Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, Onion. You've still got it after all these years.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. PaperthinMonsters 🏳️‍🌈‏ @ThinMonsters Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        my thoughts and prayers go out to all police officers serving desk duty or who are on paid administrative leave, after brutally assisting an unarmed civilian.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Brett Turnquist‏ @brettturnquist Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet another post on the onion that could be plausible, so here we have an army of people thinking this is real.

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      2. Leon Gustafsson‏ @Eminem360X Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        solution: stop beating up innocent people

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. what‏ @Sparkythedood Mar 28
        Replying to @Eminem360X @TheOnion

        You do know the onion is satire?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Lug, god of lugs‏ @sintaygaleska Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        'all six minutes of it' 👍

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      1. Murdoc the Malevolent‏ @BenjaminThiccc Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is gonna piss a lot of people of and I enjoy it for that sole purpose

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      2. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I fear someone will record me mowing the lawn while nude "that's" why my lawn is 3 feet tall, I replied when confronted by my homeowners association

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Physco On the Loose  😈‏ @upset_cop Mar 27
        Replying to @hugoobrock @TheOnion

        A+. Killer stuff here

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Mar 27
        Replying to @upset_cop @TheOnion

        Thank you!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Bigfoot Monday‏ @AtheistBigfoot Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/a8GRtBuyGT

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