I had this thing when I was a bartender that I tuned people out when they talked in normal voices. But when they lowered their voices to tell a secret I totally listened
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Those bastards!
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Totally rude and close minded. How do you expect to get an outside opinion if we can not hear what you're saying. Online you say?
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I prefer the old online. Standing behind you to get my order while listening in. Unfiltered with emotional context.
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Hello? Homeland?
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You used those recalled tampons too, what did the Dr. say
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Just happened right outside my office door. They could go to THEIR office!
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They're talking about me aren't they? I don't even know them, but they are talking about me. I just got this haircut and my new shoes. I know it's a change, but I like them. Can't believe they are talking about me.
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Ask the waitress for one of those parabolic wildlife listening microphones. Most good restaurants have them.
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I knew it!
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