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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 27

    Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons https://trib.al/K4hz4pX pic.twitter.com/GUFa7FJjQe

    6:32 AM - 27 Mar 2018
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    • Pine 🤦 Mr. Jim Walker Hideki T.Aubrey 🦇halloween queen🦇 kaiser kb ☭ ethan Kirk / DW 🌹🏳️‍🌈🏴
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      2. Ryan Brown‏Verified account @Toadsanime Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder what the stool would be made out of...?

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jason Souls‏ @EnotheStrife Mar 27
        Replying to @Toadsanime @TheOnion

        Stools

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Ryan Brown‏Verified account @Toadsanime Mar 27
        Replying to @EnotheStrife @TheOnion

        That'll be it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Jason Souls‏ @EnotheStrife Mar 27
        Replying to @Toadsanime @TheOnion

        Best poop joke I will ever make Thanks for your time

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. LunyNay‏ @lunynay Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or just poses of early age yoga positions !!

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      1. MisterCDavid‏ @MisterCDavid Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seasonal affective disorder is no joke especially during an ice age lol.

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      2. Gondwana‏ @Axolotl_2018 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @GeorgeProbst

        Uhhh... What's that third guy doing?😮😏

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. George T. Probst  🦈‏ @GeorgeProbst Mar 27
        Replying to @Axolotl_2018 @TheOnion

        It looks like he's just walking with his head down in despair, but maybe I'm seeing it differently.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Gondwana‏ @Axolotl_2018 Mar 27
        Replying to @GeorgeProbst @TheOnion

        I thought he was holding his junk.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. George T. Probst  🦈‏ @GeorgeProbst Mar 27
        Replying to @Axolotl_2018 @TheOnion

        Ah, I can sort of see that, but I thought that was just the coloratio of the wall and not the figure itself. Considering it's The Onion, it wouldn't surprise me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. dylan truth & justice  ⚖️‏ @PervasiveTruth Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like every sane American on election night in 2016.

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      1.  🏈 👻 The Ghost of Falcons' Pass Rush  👻‏ @freetrain24 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Humans have been contemplating the meaning of life on the crapper their entire existence.

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      1. Hawraa‏ @GerardoBlydeji Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        اخييه

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      1. mike fenn‏ @fennmich Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Early Arsenal Fan

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      1. Estela Del Valle‏ @esdel2012 Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @DeniseDresserG

        Falso

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      1. Alan Fuentes‏ @alanmuzz Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @DeniseDresserG

        quizas reflejan las secuelas que dejan las batallas a los guerreros y a la gente en si

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      1. booClickClack  👻‏ @bClickClack Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mbt103

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like boredom to me. Figured they would be too busy foraging for food. Hunting. Inventing story telling around newly discovered fire.

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