I hate that the Onion Twitter feed is perhaps the most accurate representation of my life
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@mlalves1 ... I may live it, but I didn't write it
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That’s the only reason I go to the gym, why else?
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Agree and all will die in due course just the samepic.twitter.com/19JSX12WrS
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I thought the Onion was satire? LOL
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Yes, every time I go I say...well, at least I am not as big as she is...
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Doesn’t everyone do this?
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This is accurate
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Guy at gym inexplicably really giving it to the elliptical machinehttps://onetie-alltie.com/2017/11/07/guy-at-the-gym-really-giving-it-to-elliptical-machine/ …
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Isn’t that what we do in life?
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Is Onion hiring? My dream job coming up with this shit.
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And that is my function at the gym, to be the person-in-worse-shape-than-you. It’s a service I perform. You’re welcome!
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People like this
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Not thinking about twenty something's, hmmm
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It's not comedy if all you're doing is reporting the truth.
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Every single time i work out
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Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Yap.
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