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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

      Dana Loesch Rethinking Loyalties After Seeing How Much Airtime Teen Activists Getting https://trib.al/ECsCZQd pic.twitter.com/kJBynF8IKs

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

      .@DLoesch: "These Parkland kids are on every major broadcast and cable network. If I could build that kind of buzz around my name, I’d turn against guns this second.” https://trib.al/A0ZbH65 pic.twitter.com/N39I3LywgX

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        1. Bob Magee‏ @bobmagee15 Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          "Madame, we have already established WHAT you are. Now we are just haggling over price"

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        2. Haunted House Hunters‏ @madalekneh Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          .@DLoesch this is funny because it's 100% true. @TomiLahren would probably join you.

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        4. gooseandboonie‏ @gooseandboonie Mar 26

          Tammy?

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        5. TP‏ @TPerryTweets Mar 27
          Replying to @gooseandboonie @TheOnion and

          pic.twitter.com/1WaeqaOWVh

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        1. Sandstorm‏ @Sandstorm1776 Apr 19
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          Right, sincere commitment to thwarting gov’t attempts to violate an enumerated right is too ‘simplistic’ to process. Let’s infer bad faith and project one’s own exposure lust onto her. #2A #MoreLawsLessFreedom #SelfDefenseBasicHumanRight #ArmedCitizensComplicateTyranny

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        1. Cooldoge™‏ @TrgeredDogeLord Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          That's not how you spell sound byte - Or is it?... *V-sauce music plays*

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        1. Are We Great Yet?‏ @rewegreatyet Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          She’s doesn’t hate these kids, she’s just jealous..... as is everyone else in that sleazy NRA TV org.

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        1. A.D. Adams‏ @h1gg5b0s0n Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          It's all about the benjamins.

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        1. Erin‏ @Erinstepa Mar 27
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          Wow! Don’t you see those kids are the faces of liberal propaganda? @dloesch is extremely educated and smart. The media has tried to bring her down but they are doing a really shitty job at it in this interview https://youtu.be/zwqB04xu0as 

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        1. jillynyc‏ @jillynyc Mar 27
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          @JeffKasky

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        1. Smocky‏ @SmockyTubers Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          Ironically, she actually really could. If Dana Loesch became a "convert" to gun control and renounced her ammosexuality, she would probably get booked to speak on CNN literally any time she wanted to.

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        1. Tabor Porter‏ @PorterTabor Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          They did it honestly. That’s the part your missing. And you always will.

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        1. Puns N' Roses‏ @gthanku Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

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          'damn, these kids are like super Super Beets' https://twitter.com/gthanku/status/972556986742124546 …

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        1. #PoorPeoplesCampaign‏ @billyjoecain Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          LOL

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        1. Joel Cohen‏ @Grandpasells Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @MykeCole @DLoesch

          Willing to do it for $$. Define prostitution...

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        1. The Red Scare‏ @condorscondor Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          brutal. and entirely true.

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        1. Kelly‏ @kellyconnor0826 Mar 26
          Replying to @TheOnion @DLoesch

          This rag is hilarious

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