Prop him up in the corner that'll get the crowd Buzzin
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Have someone fill you with popcorn before being cremated. The reaction from the morgue employees would be interesting.
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Yeah I went to a celebration of life once wearing my brightest colors and gratitude in my heart (per invite instructions), I walk in and there's a dead guy covered in bad make up right next to the snacks. Creepy. Poor party planning. Won't return. Can't recommend.
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I always think the person is gonna suddenly jump out of casket like “surprise!!!”.
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Next thing you know it turns out the body still hasn't fully void it's bowels.
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I know this is satire, but I won't go into the room if the casket is open
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I HEAR YA.
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John kasich? Too soon. Or not soon enough.
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Funeral really killing vibe in life. Life really killing vibe in death. Picked rose slowly dieing in front of everyone and no one cares!
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