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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/c2lCJJjZRV

    4:16 PM - 26 Mar 2018
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    • Mercator Pierre-Simon Laplace Bailey Haggis Red.Dot. Jacob Maldonado gae boi Joey Chini beruyumi on main 😔 Chris Wantuch
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      1. Russell Anderson‏ @bigruss871 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes I did know this, as my girlfriend Snowflake does it all the time, but not exactly in pain

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      1. Win‏ @Don10bigd Mar 26
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        pic.twitter.com/PQFr1br5kR

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      1. Allen Escobedo‏ @FerretsRun Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Water quietly sighs in defeat when turning into ice

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      1. The King Of Weird‏ @SocietyBasement Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG! I'll never EVER eat another snowflake! ❄☃️😢😭

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      1. . .‏ @___IVI_I2____ Mar 26
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        Extremely disappointed this didnt turn into a meme

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      1. Jacob Moore‏ @HamOnTheCob Mar 26
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        Only if the tongue has slightly different political beliefs.

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      2. ୧(╬ಠ益ಠ)૭ Bear-Ass‏ @LegendaryAsshol Mar 26
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        I know they shriek loudly whenever they have so much as a skinned knee

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      3. ୧(╬ಠ益ಠ)૭ Bear-Ass‏ @LegendaryAsshol Mar 26
        Replying to @LegendaryAsshol @TheOnion

        Oh, wait.. wrong snowflakes.

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      1. Girom Calica‏ @KagewooImaizumi Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tbh that snowflake had this girl first pop up in my headpic.twitter.com/Yd9uwVQriu

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 26
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        “you don't say”https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/6157875-vote-republican-2?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. Ponchflipp Starsurfer‏ @Fildorn Mar 26
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        Actually, thank you very much! I really did not know that. How nice of you to share this fact with us. Next time I'll try to saviour this deep and agonizing feeling of ice crystal annihilation while enjoying my strawberry-smurf Happy birthday XXL cup at the #luckyInuit

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      1. dustreader‏ @dustreader Mar 26
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        ... listen to them, the children of the white. what music they make!

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      1. jarvis mino‏ @jarvismino Mar 26
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        Death is #Delicious ! xoxo

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      1. JustTheFacts‏ @JohnDSkelton Mar 26
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        The horror .... the horror ...

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      1. Spideyrolan‏ @Spideyrolan Mar 26
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        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Chris on the 49 parallel‏ @love_dem_birds Mar 26
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        Don't tell Switzerland, they may outlaw it like they did boiling live lobsters.

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      1. Beau Lepère‏ @BeauLepere Mar 26
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        I did know this. Not much to do up here.

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      1. Ticketjew.com‏ @ticketjew Mar 26
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        Acid speaks in a Johnny Depp accent as it’s melts on the tongue

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