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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

    Dana Loesch Rethinking Loyalties After Seeing How Much Airtime Teen Activists Getting https://trib.al/ECsCZQd pic.twitter.com/kJBynF8IKs

    2:04 PM - 26 Mar 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

        .@DLoesch: "These Parkland kids are on every major broadcast and cable network. If I could build that kind of buzz around my name, I’d turn against guns this second.” https://trib.al/A0ZbH65 pic.twitter.com/N39I3LywgX

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      2. SunshineDay  🚫NRA  🇺🇸 🇺🇸‏ @Sunshine2348432 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinMcshea

        If this is meant to be satire it misses the mark. Not funny. 😢 Dana Loesch is a mean vindictive woman who is harassing traumatized grieving teen-agers. She should be getting zero publicity & zero airtime. She has no moral compass or ❤️.

        1 reply 5 retweets 13 likes
      3. Evan k‏ @Evank28965526 Mar 26
        Replying to @Sunshine2348432 @TheOnion @KevinMcshea

        The joke is that she was a Hollywood reject, just like Bannon and a bunch of other right wing personalities. She wanted to be an actress and pitched a pilot for a sitcom. They're saying she's doing for the NRA what they claim David Hogg is doing for communists. They're right

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Annis‏ @best_emptynest Mar 27
        Replying to @Evank28965526 @Sunshine2348432 and

        Communists???

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      2. Good Boy‏ @GoodBoy10204293 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You don't know @DLoesch very well. Remember, for it to be funny, there should be that kernel of truth. This one is a miss, Onion team.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Impulse‏ @Impulse725 Mar 26
        Replying to @GoodBoy10204293 @TheOnion @DLoesch

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        Seems like they know her better than you. https://twitter.com/fizzhogg/status/966549840791416833?s=21 …

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        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Good Boy‏ @GoodBoy10204293 Mar 26
        Replying to @Impulse725 @TheOnion @DLoesch

        Seems like you're interested in spreading rumors. And don't know anything about her principled stand on the issues. Make of it what you will, but the simple assertion of a thing does not make it true. Enjoy your day.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Impulse‏ @Impulse725 Mar 26
        Replying to @GoodBoy10204293 @TheOnion @DLoesch

        Loesch has no principles, constantly lies about her own past statements, and is a thirsty failed actress. Those are the cold hard facts. If she’s your standard bearer, good luck.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Good Boy‏ @GoodBoy10204293 Mar 26
        Replying to @Impulse725 @TheOnion @DLoesch

        You're still talking? Why?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Impulse‏ @Impulse725 Mar 26
        Replying to @GoodBoy10204293 @TheOnion @DLoesch

        It's called "typing" when it's text. And it's because educating the ignorant is a passion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. algirlithm‏ @algirlithm10 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @shannonrwatts

        Many commenters not realizing this is satire is indicative of the ridiculousness of our current reality

        1 reply 2 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Dave Randall‏ @DaveRandall101 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...or how about donning a blond wig and going by the name "Stormy?"

        1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
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      2. @SeansBar : Fcuk @GOP‏ @SeansBar Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/LaFK3B7NWt

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      2. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She looks like she went to a stylist and said make me look as evil as possible

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