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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

    This Week's Onion Magazine: https://trib.al/Rlh8VK4 pic.twitter.com/r3dhAnX4Re

    1:33 PM - 26 Mar 2018
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      2. Liddle Trump‏ @RealLiddleTrump Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are both sides to this issue, both sides. There's the side of the children who are shot at in the school and then the side of the people doing the shooting. VERY FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Vincent Cornelis‏ @Vincornelis Mar 26
        Replying to @RealLiddleTrump @TheOnion

        Two sides: People legitimately scared of being shot And: People scared of losing their murder weapon. How is this even a debate?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kevin Koeven‏ @theuberkevlar Mar 26
        Replying to @Vincornelis @RealLiddleTrump @TheOnion

        ...pic.twitter.com/c0TU9pQadJ

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      1. H Incandenza‏ @BurkeThos Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The old English letters over the top, delicious.pic.twitter.com/XvKpWl5hN1

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      1. atticus‏ @boone_atticus Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nytimes

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      2. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks more like the kind of guy that would be IN the march.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It made him feel insecure and weak, and fearful that guns and ammo might be out of his reach in the future. Also high school boys give him a tingle in his dingle.

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      2. Charrion On‏ @charrion Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought that was @nytimes for a second, reaching out for a take from "the other side".

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      4. Charrion On‏ @charrion Mar 26
        Replying to @Bonzulac @TheOnion @nytimes

        Gosh, thanks for explaining that, Sherlock.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Charrion On‏ @charrion Mar 26
        Replying to @Bonzulac @TheOnion @nytimes

        Are you seriously that lacking in self-awareness? You missed the obvious in my tweet so you decided to call me out for it? Do you go to comedy clubs to helpfully inform all the laughing people that the comedian just told a joke?

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      7. Charrion On‏ @charrion Mar 26
        Replying to @charrion @Bonzulac and

        Wow indeed.

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      1. Nomes‏ @Nomes41450490 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess #BlackLivesMatter

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      1. Mike Ellis‏ @TechComMike Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He doesn't exactly jump out as the type who'd be all warm and cuddly towards it!

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      1. Rob‏ @rob_saud Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still more balanced than some of the media.

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      1. Connieshin‏ @thatconnieshin Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so glad u got the scoop before Vice did

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      1. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he was just joking. he loves his victims to be defenseless.

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