Ironically I have no doubt the NRA is actually quite pro-gun deaths as long as it's "bad people" that are killed. Isn't that their whole point.
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Thank you for politicizing a satirical post. This was totally needed, and made the joke way better.
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The Onion accidentally published a real article again!
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not sure even Wayne LaPierre would say this "We’re calling on law enforcement to kill more African Americans during traffic stops"
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Funny, if she didn’t have that gun she’d be at the mercy of that bugler, hoping he doesn’t kill her.
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Haha such a made up hypothetical used strictly to scare. Bravo
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Are you saying the burglar would be nice?
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Do you know a lot of millionaire lottery winners? Because the odds of having a burglar show up to your house is way lower. So yeah, this hypothetical situation is ridiculous
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The best satire makes one uncomfortable because it is so close to the truth.
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Hey, that's my math teacher!
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wHeN dId ThE oNiOn StArT pOsTiNg ReAl NeWs? XXXDDDDDD
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You broke into the wrong house amigo.
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REPORT: Moved By The 'March For Our Lives', The NRA Encourages America's Youth To Buy Into Their Representative's Agenda
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"'It is incredibly inspiring to see such passion in America's kids, and we here at the NRA hope to see them inject it into our sacred democracy via political action committees,' says NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch.
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Thank you for politicizing a satirical post. This was totally needed, and made the joke way better.
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And the picture shows a woman holding a gun on a criminal. Yeah, definitely wouldn't want armed women to protect themselves from home invasions. That damn NRA helping train and arm females. *shakes fist*
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Thank you for politicizing a satirical post. This was totally needed, and made the joke way better. Even though you're the only person who made a good point.
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