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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

    NRA Says Parkland Students Should Be Grateful For Guns Giving Them Such A Memorable Bonding Experience https://trib.al/U1pXCh8 pic.twitter.com/HIevcXkFbr

    12:00 PM - 26 Mar 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Apoyo‏ @BolD_Apoyo Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        REPORT: New Study Shows Thoughts And Prayers Leading Cause of Death in North America

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Apoyo‏ @BolD_Apoyo Mar 26
        Replying to @BolD_Apoyo @TheOnion

        "'Ever since the invention of mass tragedy, thoughts and prayers have risen extensively, almost rampantly, without regulation or restriction, leading to an unprecedented, and frankly, preventable amount of deaths.' the report concludes."

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Manu‏ @Manuthegoat Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion’s losing its job to real news. No joke can compare to reality nowadays.

        0 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
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      2. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My family always celebrates the holidays with a good ole shooting. There's only a few of us left, now, so it only helps us even more cherish the memories of those we killed.

        2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet the NRA are kicking themselves for not coming up with such an awesome line. Oy vey the line between reality and satire is blurry indeed.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Robert Lacks‏ @nycourtclerk Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Had to look twice. At first I thought the article was from Breitbart

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      1. Jassen Valle‏ @valle_jassen Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion isn't even satire anymore at this point.

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      1. Justin Peters‏ @Romuless Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn you Onion I thought this was like a random legitimate news headline make things more fake!

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      1. Kats‏ @KKattzs Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's becoming clear based on the feed back that the reason the NRA is freaking out is because most wouldn't pass a mental health back ground check.

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      1. Brian B‏ @bubbajet_prime Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Amazingly, this is almost exactly what the NRA said IRL.

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Marco Rubio said this next. Try harder, Onion.

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      1. Auntie Nanners  🤦🏻‍♀️‏ @NannersBooBoo Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This headline is about three minutes away from becoming true...

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      2. 12ThManHawkFan‏ @12thManHawkFan Mar 26
        Replying to @GermanicAnglo @TheOnion

        Hopefully the people close to you can be as lucky.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3.  🌙•cali• ✨‏ @caliwinterr Mar 26
        Replying to @12thManHawkFan @GermanicAnglo @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/k6pYlZmkNK

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Andrew Yorke‏ @AndrewYorke55 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing says bonding like banning others with opposing views from speaking.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Mar 26
        Replying to @AndrewYorke55 @TheOnion

        Oof. With your frustrations, I'm almost convinced you were the one that was shot at.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. 12ThManHawkFan‏ @12thManHawkFan Mar 26
        Replying to @thegreenrobby @AndrewYorke55 @TheOnion

        Nuff said.pic.twitter.com/9R5gKtZEkG

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. kChod. Genius level: Ostrich Jacket‏ @Kevchod Mar 26
        Replying to @12thManHawkFan @thegreenrobby and

        I believe that in the gay community he is known as a "bear" ...maybe that has something to do with his right to bear arms, I dunno

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. 12ThManHawkFan‏ @12thManHawkFan Mar 26
        Replying to @Kevchod @thegreenrobby and

        The way he shows that sign who's boss kinda makes me horny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Mar 26
        Replying to @12thManHawkFan @Kevchod and

        We all know how in style the MAGA hat is. Such a turn on!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Andrew Yorke‏ @AndrewYorke55 Mar 26
        Replying to @thegreenrobby @12thManHawkFan and

        I'm flattered.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. 12ThManHawkFan‏ @12thManHawkFan Mar 26
        Replying to @AndrewYorke55 @thegreenrobby and

        And ignorant.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation

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