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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 26

    Nation Wondering Why Struggling Mental Health System Can’t Just Pull Itself Together https://trib.al/It0eqWL pic.twitter.com/KcEWVbv2il

    6:34 AM - 26 Mar 2018
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    • Why Am I So Sleepy _____ T.Aubrey Scott Haugh jack Edward Conley Honisch Jenn Hoffman Literally Cancer ♋
    17 replies 455 retweets 1,745 likes
      1. rbq Herzog  🇦🇶‏ @p1vs_v1tra Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They need to pray about it.

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      1. Dwayne Hawkins‏ @dwizznutz Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mental Health System just needs to get back to nature and do a little camping 🙄

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      1. CrackingEnd‏ @residentgabi9 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why doesn't it just hit the gym? 🙄

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It should go for a walk or get some exercise.

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      1. Tariq Moustapha‏ @TheTariqM Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe if the mental health system would just smile more.

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      2. FGA |  🅱️eti  🅱️an  🅱️echless‏ @SachiCantTech Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anyone else expecting a loss meme?

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      3. Phi loves the Dodgers‏ @wompsandprayers Mar 26
        Replying to @SachiCantTech @TheOnion

        Go to hell

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      1. the spookiest lime on the internet‏ @nibbble_ Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this loss

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      1. Chris Tompkins‏ @Surfforhim Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chew some valerian root.

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      1. Aunty Occam‏ @vorrell Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant!

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      1. Steve wants a Monster Hunter Tattoo‏ @Procrastinarian Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus christ.

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      1. Noktara‏ @noktara_de Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So deep.

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      1. Eric Tompkins‏ @etomp3 Mar 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just wanted to sleep. I wanted little blue Amytal Sodium capsules, 200-milligram-sized. I wanted red-and-blue Tuinal bullet capsules, lipstick-red Seconal.

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      1. Spider-Man‏ @AlanS67420146 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @jackienobrakes

        Try making up new mental problems. That always helps.

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      1. 𝟙𝟛ẗḧ𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔩  🕹️ 🤖‏ @iamshawnjones Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Onion, tells you your shoe is untied, and when you look it jabs you right to the juggular with truth.

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      1. Pamina Queen of the Damned‏ @pamina_q Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG ONION

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      1. ChrisHighwind‏ @ChrisHighwnd Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can relate to the system. Everyone wants it to deal with both its own problems and theirs at the same time while not lifting a finger to help it.

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