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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 25

    Man Still Worried Parents Of Ex-Girlfriend From 7 Years Ago Hate Him https://trib.al/A4T7XCK pic.twitter.com/QYPKkL22mL

    6:37 PM - 25 Mar 2018
    • 207 Retweets
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    • j Dynamite hnnnnnngh ★彡★彡★彡 Michael DeRose Abrasax ID-Ten-T alert 1 lot hero Sam Wolfe
    22 replies 207 retweets 1,840 likes
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      2. positive spiritual being‏ @RcrcrcRs Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What??? Who cares life is to short. Ppl make mistakes on all sides man. Live your life because they’re probably not even thinking about you.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Pat‏ @H52Patrick Mar 25
        Replying to @RcrcrcRs @TheOnion

        You ate the onion.

        3 replies 0 retweets 61 likes
      4. lol u funny‏ @shugarwax Mar 26
        Replying to @H52Patrick @RcrcrcRs @TheOnion

        Is this an actual saying cause it works v well and I’ll be using it from now on

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Pat‏ @H52Patrick Mar 26
        Replying to @shugarwax @RcrcrcRs @TheOnion

        Works very well.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. lol u funny‏ @shugarwax Mar 26
        Replying to @H52Patrick @RcrcrcRs @TheOnion

        Don’t worry. I’ll credit “fat yoshi”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Pat‏ @H52Patrick Mar 26
        Replying to @shugarwax @RcrcrcRs @TheOnion

        It’s all good.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation
      1. claire bonzombie‏ @clairebbbbb Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        also same

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      2. tot and 4 others XDXDXDDXDXDDXDDXXD GET PRANKED‏ @Dankmemezking_ Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0C3IMx5lrM

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. tot and 4 others XDXDXDDXDXDDXDDXXD GET PRANKED‏ @Dankmemezking_ Mar 25
        Replying to @Dankmemezking_ @TheOnion

        Penguins against anime

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Sherry Cooper‏ @coops_sherry Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LaurenBarmania you know who

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Oscár Ulises.‏ @oscaruturcios Mar 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What?!Are you crazy... Get over it pal.

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      1. Grace Pickron‏ @gracepickron Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tmtknowsdrama me

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reached for comment, the parents of Donnelly’s ex-girlfriend said they had no strong opinion of him, except they treasure a Juju Doll full of needles with his face on it. All for good old times’ sake.

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      1. WDA‏ @WdWillard Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We do.

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      1. SISYPHUS‏ @kobeSISYPHUS Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        poor guy

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I ran into an old girl friends dad, who hated me, with a rental car. Good thing I bought the insurance.

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You remember who your girlfriend from 7 years ago was? Congratulations on not moving on. What has he won. A phone number 1-900-deliver

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 25
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        Call 1-900-de-liver. When you want to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of chianti!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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