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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 25

    New Report Finds Adult Film Star May Have Paid Over $130,000 To Cover Up Sexual Encounter with Trump https://trib.al/obgjNDH pic.twitter.com/MOH4ku0nDf

    4:32 PM - 25 Mar 2018
    • 1,613 Retweets
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    • The Spooky™ One 🏳️‍🌈 Chode to Joy 🐘 Swanky56 Greg Roaring Marmot Derith Meyer T.Aubrey Piyush Patidar danielsdesk
    233 replies 1,613 retweets 7,264 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Ronnie‏ @Ronnie89536109 Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        People have sex. What’s wrong with that?

        7 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. DrDoolitlol‏ @DrDoolittl Mar 25
        Replying to @Ronnie89536109 @TheOnion @benshapiro

        What's wrong with cheating your wife?

        5 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Ronnie‏ @Ronnie89536109 Mar 25
        Replying to @DrDoolittl @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I never said it was ok but cheating has nothing to do with how good of a president someone can be🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

        10 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      5. Mike Lalonde‏ @lalonde7_mike Mar 25
        Replying to @Ronnie89536109 @DrDoolittl and

        Yes he’s a terrible president regardless

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      6. Ronnie‏ @Ronnie89536109 Mar 25
        Replying to @lalonde7_mike @DrDoolittl and

        If he is so terrible how come he has done more of what he promised that any previous president.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Tr 🎃vis T 🎃lks‏ @_Travis_Talks_ Mar 25
        Replying to @Ronnie89536109 @lalonde7_mike and

        That doesn't mean much when all the stuff he promised to do was terrible.

        3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      8. Ronnie‏ @Ronnie89536109 Mar 25
        Replying to @_Travis_Talks_ @lalonde7_mike and

        Please tell me what is sooo bad that he promised because everything I’m thinking of would be perfect.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Mountainbark‏ @MountainBark Mar 25
        Replying to @Ronnie89536109 @_Travis_Talks_ and

        1. First act as president raised taxes on middle class 2. First military operation killed an American girl 3. Crashing economy via trade threats 4. Hiring Wall Street into white house 5. Used your tax money to go golfing more than Obama in his 8 years. I got more.

        4 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      10. 2 more replies
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      2. kChod. Genius level: Ostrich Jacket‏ @Kevchod Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THE OL' ONION SWITCHAROO

        1 reply 1 retweet 106 likes
      3. John Kennedy‏ @Jedika Mar 25
        Replying to @Kevchod @TheOnion

        It's an oldie but a goodie:)

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Drummer Boy‏ @b_drummer Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        pic.twitter.com/Z5MJltQbBt

        4 replies 3 retweets 23 likes
      3. David Jensen‏ @shadowxaf Mar 25
        Replying to @b_drummer

        Read the headline very carefully.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Clown Car Coup‏ @howdyguion Mar 25
        Replying to @shadowxaf @b_drummer

        They ain't much on readin and such...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Jeff Lee‏ @JeffLee2020 Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        PRESIDENT has sex................. OMG.. puke nothing news.. and also not proven too. Two consenting adults having sex is not a crime and a nothing burger too if it happen prior become President. This may hurt family of President, but as they stand by them.. I pray for them too.

        5 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Kristof Von Hofmann‏ @Wynstaff Mar 25
        Replying to @JeffLee2020 @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        It breaks the commandments...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jeff Lee‏ @JeffLee2020 Mar 25
        Replying to @Wynstaff @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        Now seak history of JFK or other Presidents... you got nothing in your point in "LAW' Hofmann.

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      5. Jeff Lee‏ @JeffLee2020 Mar 25
        Replying to @JeffLee2020 @Wynstaff and

        But since you mention God.. Thou Shall not kill or the Police stood down and did nothing to the shooters of Parkland shooter, police stood down outside school and the manual of local police said advance on attacker.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Sal‏ @sallygally27 Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        3 affairs that took place we should be more concerned with:pic.twitter.com/CAVkHOdMJB

        2 replies 3 retweets 3 likes
      3. M .l.pardew‏ @pardew_m Mar 26
        Replying to @sallygally27 @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Treason to usa

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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