The worse things get, the better @TheOnion gets. Not sure if it's worth it, but at least we can laugh/cry.
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Take us with you!
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I often collect drift wood when I go to the beach. I deeply wonder where it came from, what sights it must have seen on it's journey and then... I throw it into the fire. I love the smell of burning drift wood.
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You, sir, are a hopeless romantic. Carry on!
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I long to smell the roses that cloud my mind :)
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Bet this boat has mat leave.
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Complains every person who can easily move somewhere else.
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yes because moving is economically feasible for the people most disproportionately affected by the united states' worst aspects, ie those in severe poverty
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Is this the title of
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Do you have another picture of it? That one is a little... ...pixelated
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This isn’t funny..
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Anything surpasses the US in any ranking. Capsized boats or sunken trawlers will do.
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Y'all cold
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