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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 25

    Capsizing Boat Passes U.S. In Global Quality Of Life Rankings  https://trib.al/kYgWW0K pic.twitter.com/i1QfY2NDcw

    2:04 PM - 25 Mar 2018
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    26 replies 987 retweets 3,828 likes
      1. Matthew Callier but spooky‏ @mattle Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The worse things get, the better @TheOnion gets. Not sure if it's worth it, but at least we can laugh/cry.

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      1. Secret Agent Number Six‏ @DesignationSix Mar 25
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      1. Jordana Lipscomb‏ @jordanalipscomb Mar 25
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        Take us with you!

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      1. Wes‏ @MrWesSanders6 Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/m2a4QRK5rW

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      2. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I often collect drift wood when I go to the beach. I deeply wonder where it came from, what sights it must have seen on it's journey and then... I throw it into the fire. I love the smell of burning drift wood.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Mar 26
        Replying to @hugoobrock @TheOnion

        You, sir, are a hopeless romantic. Carry on!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Mar 26
        Replying to @RantiveMike @TheOnion

        I long to smell the roses that cloud my mind :)

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      1. Cherizzle‏ @inkedcaffeine Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bet this boat has mat leave.

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      2. Chris C.‏ @chrisart01 Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @betta_artist

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      3. Jordan‏ @betta_artist Mar 26
        Replying to @chrisart01 @TheOnion

        LOL

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      2. T-Drizzle‏ @TaylerDriver Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Complains every person who can easily move somewhere else.

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      3.  🌹 Glyph  🌹‏ @glyphicality Mar 25
        Replying to @TaylerDriver @TheOnion

        yes because moving is economically feasible for the people most disproportionately affected by the united states' worst aspects, ie those in severe poverty

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Nina2020 🖊 🛠 🏥 ⚖ ☮ 🏹‏ @CagedBirdsCafe Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @VryKranky

        Word

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      1. Charlton‏ @charlton_ar Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this the title of @BarackObama presidential memoir?

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      1. H Pee Tape Lovecraft‏ @joedobner Mar 25
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        Do you have another picture of it? That one is a little... ...pixelated

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      1. Will Mannon‏ @wmannon Mar 25
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        This isn’t funny..

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      1. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton Mar 25
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        Anything surpasses the US in any ranking. Capsized boats or sunken trawlers will do.

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      1. mi‏ @missmischief420 Mar 28
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        Y'all cold

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      1. Pizza Man 幽霊順序‏ @EricSuperDietz Mar 26
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