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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 25

    Study: 90% Of Americans Strongly Opposed To Each Other https://trib.al/ZYXPiXz pic.twitter.com/LnEGbjFW5i

    11:02 AM - 25 Mar 2018
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      1. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For once I'm in the majority.

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      1. isaac‏ @isaactoth19 Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally something that can unite people

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      1. Seeking World Triathlons‏ @dannytri Mar 25
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        "We have met the enemy and he is us" Pogo

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      2. Constant Bliss (*the soldier, not the cheese!)‏ @Bethan7rose Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've never heard such total nonsense, this is so ridiculous. Where did you get your information?

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      3. Constant Bliss (*the soldier, not the cheese!)‏ @Bethan7rose Mar 25
        Replying to @Bethan7rose @TheOnion

        Area woman makes a joke that nobody gets, again, and wonders if she is smarter than everyone, or just not funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Bradley Parkes (Economisms)‏ @economisms Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @LouCipher5

        that statistic seems low to me

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      3. Lou Cipher‏ @LouCipher5 Mar 25
        Replying to @economisms @TheOnion

        Others strangely seem to agree...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Bradley Parkes (Economisms)‏ @economisms Mar 25
        Replying to @LouCipher5 @TheOnion

        maybe its what Americans have in common - that they all disagree and opposed to each other...Canadians are no different tho

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. error402‏ @ayegentorange Mar 26
        Replying to @economisms @LouCipher5 @TheOnion

        You realize this is satire right?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Film Noir Kipper‏ @KipKipkruse880 Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NOBODY hates Americans more than other Americans! I've been on the internet...

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      1. OfficerxRed‏ @OfficerxRedx Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s pretty accurate. I do in fact hate people.

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      1. Andrew‏ @The_Munz Mar 25
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        I'm not racist, I hate everybody.

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      2. cmad‏ @cmadmax Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @raschatz Putin counted on it.

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      4. Allen Schatz‏ @raschatz Mar 25
        Replying to @DexterMorgan70 @cmadmax @TheOnion

        Thanks troll. 👍🏼

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      1. Al Lara‏ @FettuccineAl Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        90% is very optimistic. I’d say 99.998%

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      1. Denise O'Beirne‏ @OBeirnekids Mar 25
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        And they're all on twitter today.

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      1. Lucas Deer‏ @lpdeer1 Mar 25
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        I’d have to oppose to this study

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      1. SWARM INTELLIGENCE‏ @COMPLEXSURVIVAL Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        America is a nation of diverse ideas.

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