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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 24

    ‘I’m Going To Hell For Laughing At This Meme,’ Says Man Going To Hell For Helping Little Sister Get Abortion https://trib.al/szj9t9M pic.twitter.com/4aVnfvDamq

    1:03 PM - 24 Mar 2018
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      2. Paul Hampson‏ @ThisLeadenPaul Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No, it's DEFINITELY because of that watch he's wearing; supreme beings can put up with a lot, but not that monstrosity.

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      2. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know if there is a Hell or not, but if there is, it definitely consists solely of people that tell everyone they don't like that they're going to Hell

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. jvh‏ @jamesy_vh Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bridie_97

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      1. Ty Love‏ @moriya2k2 Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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      1. Ya boi Mark‏ @Man1act Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh shit

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      1. mark ☕(LAL 1-3)‏ @MCFresno95 Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        a lot going on here

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      1. david from college 🌹‏ @MolemanusRex Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CesarFCL

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      2. Freethster‏ @freethy Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I asked a rhetorical question about this, which deservedly got dumb answers, so deleted. Genuinely befuddled - feel like I’m missing the gag. Is this taking the piss out of someone who would think he’s done a bad thing? It’s obtuse as hell...

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      3. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Mar 24
        Replying to @freethy @TheOnion

        It's just making fun of people who use hyperbole in really unfunny ways on the internet (examples being "LOL IM SO DEAD" and, as is here, "IM GOING TO HELL FOR THIS"), while also stirring the pot about abortion for clicks

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Freethster‏ @freethy Mar 24
        Replying to @NickelONickel @TheOnion

        Thank you, that makes sense. The latter half is fucking depressing.

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      1. Clara To‏ @claratoes Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        at least he cute

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      1. amber194‏ @FucarinoArlene Mar 25
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        I hope God shows his wrath

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      1. Sin‏ @sinisterstreet_ Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😭😭

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      2. Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween?‏ @def_not_banksy Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Progress, am I right?

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      3. Dexter Morgan‏ @DexterMorgan70 Mar 25
        Replying to @def_not_banksy @TheOnion

        there is no such thing as progress.

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      1. The Abominable Snowbot of Satan‏ @abominable_bot Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now Look here @TheOnion we are rather particular here in hell about who can stay and we are not going to let him in . . . . that will ruin that smug smile of his.

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      1. Lorenzo Potrich‏ @lorenzopotrich Mar 24
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        😳🤣

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