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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 23

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/zVUpmYT1RW

    4:55 PM - 23 Mar 2018
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    • Chris Reginald V. Wedge bonx ساێ YATEINDRA YATI [G] Tim Sigler Steve Little 🔶️ Nicholas Savas AMOOSE
    44 replies 146 retweets 585 likes
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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you want to preserve an animal make it part of the American diet. You won’t see the chicken or cow going extinct any time soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Mar 23
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        I did my part by opening up a restaurant that served condor.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Joanna Feehan‏ @jofeehan Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @agauley ... this is what we've been saying!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Adam Gauley‏ @agauley Mar 26
        Replying to @jofeehan @TheOnion

        Hahaha honestly, it's exactly like the panda

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. sanyam‏ @sanyam009 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1zAaJVUYdt

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      1. gremlinbone‏ @kentonagbone Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wont it still be the logo on winter themed cocacola bottles?

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      1. Michael®‏ @Thunderclap Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        expect the people who found them tasty.

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      2. ESP Paranormal‏ @ESP_Paranormal Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nobody cares now lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Peter Layton Petersen‏ @layton514 Mar 23
        Replying to @ESP_Paranormal @TheOnion

        Stop taking LSD !

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ESP Paranormal‏ @ESP_Paranormal Mar 23
        Replying to @layton514 @TheOnion

        No

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Irmita Ramos‏ @IrmitaRamos Mar 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hopefully Enough Are Still Saved And Left 🧐💝👏🐾👀👆💋pic.twitter.com/nrZb7J7Pbr

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      1. Kristof Von Hofmann‏ @Wynstaff Mar 23
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        pic.twitter.com/D265dxTtx2

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      1. Beau Lepère‏ @BeauLepere Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't make me devour yall

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      1. Sol Milne‏ @solomilne Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not true or funny.

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      2. Joy Ramsey‏ @donotfracREarth Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a terrible thought.

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      1. Brent‏ @Brent75993610 Apr 12
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        We still remember the Tasmanian Tiger and the Carrier Pigeon!

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      1. Phillip Durham‏ @paradise_n_bama Mar 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why should they ?

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      1. Superdude‏ @bwrich64 Mar 25
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        He'll yes they would too. We'll never let that happen!

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