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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 23

    Stormy Daniels '60 Minutes' Interview To Air This Weekend https://trib.al/f1hFfXM  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/rckinOgBOu

    2:51 PM - 23 Mar 2018
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    19 replies 114 retweets 776 likes
      1. Beau Forney‏ @BeauForney Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's getting harder to tell real headlines from the Onion's funny headlines

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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stormy T. Daniels has the best bath towel monikers.

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      3. SleepyAmazon‏ @SleepyAmazon Mar 23
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Roflmao!! You’re not kidding

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      1. shahram‏ @shahawks Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Melania knows exactly with what kind of animal she’s dealing with...

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      1. Jesse Bell‏ @hoopininit Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        after thinking about it.. that girl in it for being married to TRUMP. In it for the money. The status. It really doesn't seem like that woman has any actual love for the Don. If anything it might just be a hurt to pride just for everyone to know the details about.

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      1. TrashRat‏ @trashytrashrat Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @xleonxxxx

        When made up commentators on the onion have more respect for @FLOTUS than @realDonaldTrump does

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      1. Jan-Marie‏ @JMSpanard Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha ha! Melania lives in a hotel in D.C. with her son. She doesn't live at the WH. So she can watch TV all she wants!

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      1. steve bognar‏ @SteveBognar136 Mar 24
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        They'll probably get a divorce after the presidency , but some woman will marry him again. It always happens.

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      1. I_Suckemallov‏ @I_suckemallov Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's ok she doesn't speak English

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      1. Joyce M Durden‏ @friedclam1 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WHO WOULD WANT THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY ONLY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT RESPECT THEMSELVES

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      1. Pam Rodi‏ @pam405 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @RayPride

        Maybe not! Maybe she is overjoyed that she can now get out of Dodge with plenty of cash. I predict she goes on Dancing with the Stars. #DancingWithTheStars

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      2. JPBinSTL‏ @JPBinStl Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys used to be funny. What happened? DNC puppets now? Melanie speaks several languages...how many did Obomba's wife, Chewbaka speak?

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      3. Dannus Ilius Lucundus‏ @dlara4501 Mar 23
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        pic.twitter.com/m0lwEMhzSm

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      1. David‏ @daddy4ny1 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope they ask her about her role in "Beaver Snacks".

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      1. David Frishkorn‏ @frishkorn_david Mar 23
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        Was it heart breaking for Hillary when she saw the blue dress?

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      1. Mugwump‏ @ozaed Mar 23
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        Only Fox News.

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