The Onion: “Guys please click the links to our site when we post our articles please please please I’m begging you” Also The Onion: *posts an article that has no content, just the header and image you can see without clicking the link*
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No wonder I've been seeing so many cauliflower ears lately!
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Ear huggers.
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..and then you give birth chest buster style to new Mac Minis afterwards

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Aren’t they now way too big—? Noreally. Shouldn’t they be nano watch size by now? Shouldn’t they blast outta his chest like shotgun pellets?

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only apple could do something this stupid
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I'd still buy it.
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This is the most beautiful dad joke I've seen in some time. It's a great time to be alive.
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Depends on how much crap they are fed
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At least they won't fall out of your ear while running.
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about time. i had mine in my pocket when they started to bloom. know what happened? cut the tip of my dick clean off. so frustrating!
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