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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 23

    John Bolton Warns War With North Korea Won’t Be Cakewalk Like Iraq https://trib.al/bhJuUSw pic.twitter.com/LyiXQVGJ33

    1:18 PM - 23 Mar 2018
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    113 replies 1,763 retweets 4,845 likes
      1. The Worst‏ @drillite Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        The bad part is that I couldn't tell whether this was fake or not tbh

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      2. Danny Morrison‏ @molloy1916 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @ProfSteveKeen @AmbJohnBolton

        Mr Sootypic.twitter.com/tLUJiW53ay

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
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      2. Spooky Closet Hippie  🎃 🏳️‍🌈‏ @jake_meacham Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        Why does John Bolton look like he'd play the main villain in Thomas The Tank Engine on Ice

        1 reply 2 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Mike Smith‏ @MJSmitty625 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @MrJonCryer @AmbJohnBolton

        I’m so numb to news that I need to re-read real news thinking I saw The Onion, and look at The Onion thinking this is something that could be real!

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      1. BrendanBuckley‏ @buckley197 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @almurray @AmbJohnBolton

        So long as he doesn’t have to go there he doesn’t care how many American troops are lost. On the other hand, if NK have missiles capable of hitting Washington....

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      1. Lisa‏ @lisacasina Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        Too soon

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      1. Jose Moreno‏ @joseluis4360 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @ElkGroveNews @AmbJohnBolton

        Omg I'm trippin balls!pic.twitter.com/w61ACyPPFT

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        It will be a yellow cakewalk.

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      2. Vee Terra‏ @vee_terra Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        Just got back from time travelling in 2038..... Military parade celebrates 35th year of the War in Iraq and 20th year of the War in North Korea....

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Yes We Care!  🗽  🌊‏ @JenLeibler Mar 24
        Replying to @vee_terra @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        Does this mean we finally withdrew from Afghanistan?

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      2. Dennis Moriarty‏ @DennisGMoriarty Mar 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        Tell my wounded brother Vets that war is a cakewalk...all you war lovers can suck Trump's d**k

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      3. Killer Shrews‏ @AJBullX Mar 26
        Replying to @DennisGMoriarty @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        Exactly. The Onion is great in that, while it is satire, it oft times uses that to illustrate the ugliness beneath a surface. John Bolton has all the bad traits of HAP Arnold with no redeeming traits to balance it out.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Dennis Moriarty‏ @DennisGMoriarty Mar 26
        Replying to @AJBullX @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        I have one of their compilations in my library..long time Onionhead

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Killer Shrews‏ @AJBullX Mar 26
        Replying to @DennisGMoriarty @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        I loved the Our Dumb Century book, still have my childhood copy lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Roger Snapp-Laplace‏ @laplacesnapp Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        This may be pretty close to somthing Trump would say, and yet again, maybe Bolton too if what they say about he and Trump nearly being two peas in a pod.

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      1. Party of One  💔  🐱  🛶  🚭  🌊‏ @kenkircher1 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        It's getting harder and harder to be extreme enough that it will be taken as satire!

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      2.  🐑John rambo  🍀‏ @Ramagan1967 Mar 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        I never new it was him!pic.twitter.com/ZoMpak4nMR

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      3. Nathan Rohan‏ @nathanielrohan Mar 23
        Replying to @Ramagan1967 @TheOnion @AmbJohnBolton

        What did Sloth do to deserve this

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