

Need The Onion now more than ever!
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One of the fastest ways to more money, honestly.
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I see the onion has finally made the leap to actual journalism with this insightful piece on how things are working in the trump White House
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The Onion has more cred than Fox.
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Just goes to show it's not what you know but who you know...is stealing office supplies and has a nice corner cubicle.
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ANOTHER story about John Bolton?!!! He is SO yesterday’s news already!!
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